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Checkmate, officer!

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If you’re not meant to dabble in addiction, why are there rehabs?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And they keep building cars with cup holders.

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Cup holder” implies that you’re setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it’s a party foul.

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s a by port is a travelling beverage.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I’m supposed to what exactly

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  • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Strange rules and no country mentioned. I’m guessing it’s about the USA.

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most countries prohibit sales of alcohol to minors, and when in doubt, the seller must ask for a form of ID. In the US, this is almost always a driver’s license, since there’s no national id card and state id isn’t mandatory AFAIK - people will use that though if they don’t have a driver’s license for some reason.

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    • Imperious_melange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      In the US you can purchase alcohol with the use of a government issued ID card, drivers license, passport, or active duty military ID as all are government issued IDs which display ones age.

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t know, man. Based on language alone, at first I thought of Bermuda.

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quality shitpost

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  • plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Passport or just an id card work as well.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh

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      • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        #guns4booze

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      • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so… same problem.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    c/americanshitpost?

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  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies

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    • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.

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  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And drive-thru liquor stores.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t. You need a state ID. Most people just happen to have a drivers license too.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t though. I’ve never had a license yet I can get booze.

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