Checkmate, officer!

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And they keep building cars with cup holders.

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Cup holder” implies that you’re setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it’s a party foul.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a by port is a travelling beverage.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ironically, cup holders were uncommon in cars when drink driving wasn’t illegal. lol

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I’m supposed to what exactly

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Quality shitpost

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• Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Strange rules and no country mentioned. I’m guessing it’s about the USA.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most countries prohibit sales of alcohol to minors, and when in doubt, the seller must ask for a form of ID. In the US, this is almost always a driver’s license, since there’s no national id card and state id isn’t mandatory AFAIK - people will use that though if they don’t have a driver’s license for some reason.

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    • Drun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you guys have some kind of app to verify your age that can be used in most stores?

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  • Imperious_melange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the US you can purchase alcohol with the use of a government issued ID card, drivers license, passport, or active duty military ID as all are government issued IDs which display ones age.

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know, man. Based on language alone, at first I thought of Bermuda.

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• plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Passport or just an id card work as well.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so… same problem.

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    • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      #guns4booze

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah bro im not skiing to the liquor store

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do bars have parking lots?

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More importantly, why do lots have parking bars?

    For real, I need to know this immediately to explain it to my parole officer.

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    • dai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its where you leave your plutonic life partner while you shop for gender neutral frocks.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  c/americanshitpost?

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there another kind?

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re still a thing everywhere in Louisiana. They put a piece of scotch tape over the lid which of course is just a completely unsolvable puzzle until you get home with it.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You dont tho

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t actually need a driver’s license if you have a different photo ID issued by the government, typically a state ID.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t. You need a state ID. Most people just happen to have a drivers license too.

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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And drive-thru liquor stores.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re not meant to dabble in addiction, why are there rehabs?

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• stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t though. I’ve never had a license yet I can get booze.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.

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