Cocaine!!
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
Submitted 15 hours ago by Wudi@feddit.uk to videos@lemmy.world
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AnalogRegression@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
That is the most on cocaine I’ve seen anyone be
Seimhe@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I think he checked out and let the cocaine do the talking.
Beacon@fedia.io 14 hours ago
Cocaine.
He's like if the "van down by the river" character was in charge of microsoft
Thorry@feddit.org 9 hours ago
Still better than Nadella.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
When I was a MS employee for a couple years I saw Ballmer in person at a quarterly division meeting, and I have to admit his enthusiasm was contagious. He was like a kid at a Pokemon convention. Never sw him sweat like that tho.
techt@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Damn Chris Farley would have done an ✨ideal✨ impersonation of this guy
just_another_person@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
CannedCairn@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’ll never not be surprised at how he wasn’t having a heart attack on stage.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Dude have the energy of a sun, and no exec can match his energy since then.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Cocaine was a little stronger than you anticipated?
merc@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
If I were some powerful corporate exec, I’d be paying someone whose job it was to make sure something like this never happened, or if it happened it was at least never recorded.
I mean, even before the viral “Developers developers developers developers” chant he was a nasty, sweaty mess.
4am@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
I dunno I kinda miss this version of Microsoft. They were still shitty and evil, but at least they were trying to be memorable and they were genuinely trying to sell you a computer to do whatever you wanted to do with it.
In the years that followed we started getting buggier, slower software, DRM, forced cloud migration, and AI scanning of everything on our machines and in our messages.
merc@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Fuck you they were. They wanted to sell you a computer so that you’d install Office. They never wanted you to do whatever you wanted with it. They intentionally changed internal APIs to break third party software that they didn’t want people using. This is also the era where they were constantly spreading FUD about Linux, convincing people that merely using Linux meant you were legally liable for patent infringement, etc.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Made me thing of this banger
stretch2m@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
How have I never seen this before? This is awesome!
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Should have worn a black shirt
Seimhe@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Or a wet black one, even
albbi@piefed.ca 13 hours ago
I thought Ballmer’s peak was just a funny graph. I understand it a lot better now.
andyburke@fedia.io 14 hours ago
lol.NET
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
WHO SAID SIT DOWNN!?!!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
isn’t this the one he snapped(broke) his ankle when he ran out on stage and was screaming from the pain?
I think so, man was in shock and was sweating like a pig at the butchery.
froh42@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
dance, monkey boy
R1x38rexrper@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Developers!
NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
More Steve Ballmer: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9VjvVZ-O4f0YL01BM…
Azzu@leminal.space 30 minutes ago
Did not know this existed.
The guy is less concerning than the crowd being into it. He’s obviously on drugs, sure, whatever. The crowd (probably) isn’t, yet they’re celebrating it. I couldn’t believe it.
No wonder we’re fucked as a species.