intruder alert

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• HuePony@lemmy.ml ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Red spy in the base?

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  • waterproof@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What’re you? President of his fan club?

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Alexa is the intruder itself.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Indeed. Why would anyone use them despite not even getting paid for it but paying for it?

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Then release a dozen roombas

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads

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    • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      WHERES THE HEAD ON A ROOMBA??? 😳

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This is actually a better home protection plan than “have loaded guns in every room in case I need to draw on the baddies stealing my Xbox as they barge into my living room and I dive behind the sofa.” It will scare 9/10 burglars away, and it gives you an opportunity to set up a defensive position without noise giving it away.

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck that noise.

  You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.

  The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren’t Ingo Montoya.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    *Bingo Montoya

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    with jim carreys cable guy version dubbed over top

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    • Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhhhh!!!

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.

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  • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like something Michael Reeves would make

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.

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  • Dhs92@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With pepperballs

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• stolig@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also deploy disco ball from ceiling

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn’t wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren’t so useful.)

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Really confuse them use this version of the Imperial March

  youtu.be/B9MShtCg4fk

  Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song

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