Then release a dozen roombas
intruder alert
Submitted 2 weeks ago by InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads
elephantium@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know, I had one simple request
jlow@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Now redo it in HomeAssistant and with selfhosted music to get rid of the surveillance in your home.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The intruder was Alexa
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.
The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren’t Ingo Montoya.
lime@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
with jim carreys cable guy version dubbed over top
Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhhhh!!!
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
*Bingo Montoya
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck that noise.
You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don’t want any.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I always thought it’d be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It’s a lot more doable now that I’m running home assistant but I’m still not sure how yo make it happen.
pipe01@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Sounds like something Michael Reeves would make
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
Dhs92@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
With pepperballs
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You should really consider never using Alexa again.
Seriously, this is Spyware in your home for Amazon, and they work with and share their data with law enforcement.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn’t wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren’t so useful.)
stolig@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I prefer Ride of the Valkyries to Imperial March.
Does the floor lamp have a “strobe” mode?
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is actually a better home protection plan than “have loaded guns in every room in case I need to draw on the baddies stealing my Xbox as they barge into my living room and I dive behind the sofa.” It will scare 9/10 burglars away, and it gives you an opportunity to set up a defensive position without noise giving it away.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My alarm is seriously like that! I put an air raid siren
HuePony@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Red spy in the base?
waterproof@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What’re you? President of his fan club?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Say “I’m gonna do to you what Janeway should have done to Tuvix at the start of the episode.”
Play “Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows - 12 hour version”
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Really confuse them use this version of the Imperial March
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Alexa is the intruder itself.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Indeed. Why would anyone use them despite not even getting paid for it but paying for it?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Lmao, I assumed it was free spyware, ppl pay for it too? Ayyyroflufocopter.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Home Assistant!