Guy just wants some cookies

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dan, just put the cookies somewhere within reach!

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  • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dan 👏 can’t 👏 reach 👏 the 👏 cookies 👏

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      god, the reading comprehension on this site

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One must imagine Dan has just inherited his mothers house and the most valuable possession there is her world renowned homemade cookies, but they’re out of reach

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    • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But must we imagine him happy?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In my experience it’s easier to get a ladder than a girlfriend, but YMMV.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Then he might eat too many cookies.

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    • m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, we will need willpower.

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• Kjell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dan should not reject a medium girlfriend who like to bake cookies, then he will have an endless supply of warm cookies.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s a keeper.

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Girls of any size can adjust their browser settings…

  Guy does not need girl (regardless of size) to adjust his browser settings.

  Guy can adjust his own browser cookie settings.

  … Wait. Have I stumbled into a euphemism?

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• MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get a medium girlfriend that can talk to ghosts and instruct them to knock down some cookies from the shelf

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A stepladder would be a lot cheaper.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dan doesn’t even have a gf, dude. How’s he going to a) get married, and b) marry someone that happens to have a ladder already

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    • Yosmonkol@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      image

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What are you doing, stepladder?

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    uhhh I can’t be little spoon to a step ladder ashhole fuckyoufuckyoifuckyoufuckypuhgkkjgdxcsdfffcj

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• bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or get a cat, they love pushing things down.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dan seems like an equal opportunities bf.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Except for medium girls.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Opposites attract, I think Dan will get his cookies in the end.

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is medium erasure

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is so me. I wont settle for medium /hj

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What a coincidence, I don’t know how to do tarrot readings myself!

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• BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just keep the cookies on the counter top?

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re is something to be said about the two goblin and amazon end of the spectrum

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  *monkey’s paw curls* Dan gets a small medium at large as his GF

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