two please

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve got some hair man boobs and some free time honey.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Does time honey come from time bees?

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I got some boobs and have some free honey, hairy man.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Clever.

      How’s that’s working out for you, being clever?

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  …at the same time?

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is why I love eating pussy, its zero calorie sexy sashimi.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i don’t know who told you that, sashimi is most definitely not zero calories.

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    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t know who told you that, but pussy is absolutely not zero calories.

      This is something that will bite you in the ass once you turn 40, and believe me, you’ll be wishing you’d had some sense when you were younger. I nearly ruined my life, but the diet I’ve been on since 2050 has probably saved it—the results do speak for themselves. I will admit to some non-alcoholic kinds being okay. Even so, always remember your guiding principles: Pussy is the enemy of the gym, bro. Avoid it at all costs.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean, I wouldn’t say no

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Misread that as “boba”

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fun fact, “boba” is slang for big breasts…

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• MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My friend is asking for the source of that

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It looks to be a sushi platter from this thread.

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Search posts for Rexolott

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That doesn’t seem sanitary

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think you may have just invented the next version of Hooters.

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  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i mean Nyotaimori is already an existing thing

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• pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not the first fishy smelling thing I wanna eat when seeing boobs…

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That other one isn’t supposed to smell fishy

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• GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mam, please put your boobs away, we’re trying to eat some fucn sushi

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• AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Using the chopsticks from the Chinese place they got the eggroll from.

  Although some of my favorite sushi spots are clearly not authentic. Gold horses on the walls, mixed genre Asian menus with only English text, punny restaraunt names.

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    One of my favourite sushi restaurants was run by Chinese people, but they put effort into making the place feel authentic

    They closed down during covid, though :-(

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I dunno. hard to judge by name, like I love this place named Jim’s. they have some of the best chinese food i’ve ever had (and i grew up eating chicken feet on the streets of san francisco, i know chinese food).

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This but sans booba and more cocka

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