responds to this by making a 4chan thread to ckmplain about her instead of just smiling and asking “what makes you say that? Woukd you have written it differently?” like chad would do. Groupwork gotta groupwork
Anon takes a writing workshop
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If he had that kind of charisma and confidence, he wouldn’t be a virgin.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 month ago
this is likely something they are ashamed of and they would like to keep it private
they don’t know their “condition” is painfully obvious to most people with minimal interaction required.
owning it is the only way, no need for shame either
but if they knew how to sell themselves better, they wouldn’t be in that situation in the frist place
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
they don’t know their “condition” is painfully obvious to most people with minimal interaction required
Because he’s insecure about it? Or do you have a virgin-radar
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Sell themselves better.”
I dunno if my asexual is showing, but why would someone need to treat their heart like a commodity to find love?
passepartout@feddit.org 1 month ago
Gotta tell my coworker today that his code is absolute dogshit and that me and one other guy are going to rewrite the whole thing. He is such a nice person though, I hope I won’t break his heart.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If i was a coder and my code was dogshit i would want to know so i can improve upon it. It’s chill. Frame it as “here’s what I want you to bear in mind when programming something in future”
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Fyi, you can write greentext-like text by writing a backslash before the greater-than character:
> This is how it looks like when submitted
\> This is how you write it
\\> This is how the previous line looks like as I’m writing this
\\\\> ditto… all of this assuming your client renders my comment correctly.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
> It works, thanks :)
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
The only good thing about reddit is that everyone’s client rendered everything the same. Now if I wanna spoiler tag something I gotta go
Like this
Like >!this!<
And I’m still not sure everyone’s client handles it right
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Self-reflection, empathy, and humility are not based! Clearly the world is better off by being a narcissistic sociopath that doubles down on every action and opinion.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
You’re a virgin, aren’t you? 🤪
houndeyes@toast.ooo 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
like not cheap sand tho you ever get that real expensive sand?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Dude, anon, that is her flirting with you so she can de-virginize you. Now’s your chance, big king!
8oow3291d@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
Like, maybe? She could also just be a jerk. It is hard to know without social cues on context.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Writing workshops are so cultish and weird. I have taken a few and they always creep me out. It was very mantra focused and vibes focused, rather than like… actually talking about how words create meaning.
I ended up doing some research on the issue, and it turns out it’s because writing workshop programs in American were basically funded by the CIA int he 50s and 60s and this is why professional writers have these cult-like mentalities and mantras and it was basically a way to promote ‘american’ writing.
I wish I could find a writing workshop in USA that was run by a European author, I bet it would be a lot different. Also I am so sick of reading weird emo stories that these writing workshops all assign as examples of good writing.
Chakravanti@monero.town 5 weeks ago
Your Frog is off. You ever see that Tenet movie backwards?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ouch, poor dude.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Eh, depends on the context. If the dude is the classic, painfully obvious neckbeard I don’t feel too bad. If they’re mostly a regular Joe with low confidence, yeah the lady should have worded it better
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I don’t think it’s the wording that’s the problem, that doesn’t come off as a malicious comment at all to me.
Alberat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m an envirgined person
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“You got me! Now what? 😉”
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ayyy Anon used the term “Woman”
Anon respects women
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Let’s not get too hasty