Give the hamster some privacy, dude
Must be nice
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
do i look like a tanuki?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
DragonballZzzzz
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Ah, hello “Let’s Get High And Go To The Pet Store” person. I’ve not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. “Bro, can we see the snakes?” you’d ask. I’d indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake’s hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Must be mice.
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
I don’t think I would find this comfortable
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
i would
xorollo@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Is this really what that is he’s resting on?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Priorities
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My spirit anermal
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!
mr_eckneim@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
okmko@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not. From. A gerbil.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
but it keeps your head warm… and your head keeps your balls warm.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Livin’ the dream
Daviino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, if you can, you can.
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Just keeping his babies warm and safe
okmko@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This literally slaps, lol.
someone@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren’t comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn’t actually funny!
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
One definition of humor is pain plus distance. The pain is possibly moderate, and the distance for me to do that is impossible to bridge. Sounds pretty funny to me.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ok well the dude is high so he don’t be thinkin about what’s funny or not
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nice? Trust me, if you are not a hamster, that can NOT be nice.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The balls on this guy
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
hamsters do be packing.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Image