Must be nice

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The balls on this guy

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hamsters do be packing.

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• mr_eckneim@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is it possible to learn this power?

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• FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, hello “Let’s Get High And Go To The Pet Store” person. I’ve not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. “Bro, can we see the snakes?” you’d ask. I’d indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake’s hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish…

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• pir8t0x@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Give the hamster some privacy, dude

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    do i look like a tanuki?

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• IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Must be mice.

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• xorollo@leminal.space ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this really what that is he’s resting on?

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• Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Daviino@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, if you can, you can.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Priorities

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• man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My spirit anermal

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.

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  • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    but it keeps your head warm… and your head keeps your balls warm.

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Livin’ the dream

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• couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just keeping his babies warm and safe

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• someone@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren’t comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn’t actually funny!

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  • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One definition of humor is pain plus distance. The pain is possibly moderate, and the distance for me to do that is impossible to bridge. Sounds pretty funny to me.

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