Is it possible to learn this power?
Must be nice
Submitted 21 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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mr_eckneim@feddit.org 5 hours ago
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 13 hours ago
Ah, hello “Let’s Get High And Go To The Pet Store” person. I’ve not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. “Bro, can we see the snakes?” you’d ask. I’d indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake’s hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish…
pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
Give the hamster some privacy, dude
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 19 hours ago
People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
do i look like a tanuki?
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 19 hours ago
You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Must be mice.
xorollo@leminal.space 14 hours ago
Is this really what that is he’s resting on?
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Daviino@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I mean, if you can, you can.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 20 hours ago
Priorities
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
My spirit anermal
jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
Master@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
but it keeps your head warm… and your head keeps your balls warm.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Livin’ the dream
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Just keeping his babies warm and safe
someone@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren’t comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn’t actually funny!
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 11 hours ago
One definition of humor is pain plus distance. The pain is possibly moderate, and the distance for me to do that is impossible to bridge. Sounds pretty funny to me.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
The balls on this guy
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
hamsters do be packing.