Ootl, what happened? Did he shit his pants on live TV again?
The sheeet of power
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was a weird noise in a recent press rvent at the oval office and then reporters were ushered outside - rumors are that the reporters said it smelled like he shit himself, but I haven’t seen any primary source claiming it. Seems most likely that this is a rumor and something else was going on, though it would be amusing if it were true.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
until he provides proof stating otherwise, that vile man just shit his pants on live television in one of the most storied rooms in America.
it’s where the Cuban missile crisis was resolved by John F Kennedy.
Nixon addressed the nation when Watergate broke.
Lyndon Johnson signed the civil rights act of 1964.
Bill Clinton got his dick wet.
finally, Donald Trump shit himself in front of a nation.
man, what an amazing history and now his shitty drawers are a part of it!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 month ago
I mean: do you really think am official would confirm POTUS shat his pants if it were true? These are the scenes where you’ll never know what actually happened.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait hold up… did he actually do a poo poo?
Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This isn’t new behavior. He’s been incontinent for decades. Look up people telling stories about working on “The Apprentice”, the folks that worked on it called it “The Shit Show”.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’m only a secondhand source at best, but one of my customers works for city hall and says she met him once, and while she doesn’t know if it was shit or BO, he smells atrocious. I forget her exact words, but ‘dumpster fire’ would have been a kind estimate.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
One of the things that was claimed in the Sascha Riley tapes was that, when Riley was sexually assaulted by trump as a child, he kicked something (I think he said a broomstick or something) way up Trump’s ass, causing him to be airlifted off Epstein Island. This is completely unverified, of course, but it makes amazing head canon as an explanation for his incontinence. It’s also a great villain origin story.
RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Honestly a distraction from the Epstein files?
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
WRONG. WRONG! …
They are called “the Epstein tRUMP files”Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 month ago
I prefer trump-Epstein. It makes it feel like the name of a rare disease.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LMAO
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why are we over cropping images now?
What is the first word of “…at American Recovery Initiative”? And why is “Office” in “Oval Office” removed?
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No idea on the first word, but ‘the oval’ is basically presidential slang for the Oval Office.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh my god, I’d kill for a cyclone pop. Do they still make those?
sonofearth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
2 Girls 1 Trump. Shit that sounds very wrong.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More like “El Douche”.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
a cyclone ice cream stick?
Not hungry now, thank you 🤢
funkajunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was always more of a drumstick kind of guy
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The sound isn’t that convincing, but the reaction of everyone else in the room says something hugely embarrassing went down.
Also blonde standing right behind him definitely caught the worst of the back blast.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 1 month ago
If you can’t hear a very clear loud squeaky fart sound, you need to turn up the volume and tune out the extremely loud person talking with your brain.
It’s there. Right when the blonde looks down at him.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I want someone to sound isolate this because I miss it almost every time I watch the video
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh, I can hear it all right. But a “fart sound” isn’t exactly convincing evidence by itself.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And as someone who worked in a nursing home for a year when I was in my 20s, that “put put putput put” sound that happens twice is exactly the sound of someone shitting themselves in a diaper. You get used to listening for it
Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She fucking tasted it! She was at ground zero.