Obsessed
Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn’t even talk about it anymore… I guess journalists noticed he’s just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.
Anyway, that’s 7 years, not 5.
Submitted 18 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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marcos@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we’re all going to live to 120.
My tin foil hat theory is it’s to push these boomers and X’ers further into stock market greed because they’re now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn’t planned for.
Bosht@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Solid theory tbh.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don’t think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Dude is harvesting young people blood, he fucking vampire. So no he should not be walking the streets in peace.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
It is worse, he uses his kid as a blood bag.
chocrates@piefed.world 17 hours ago
The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 hours ago
The meme is 2 years old
spacesatan@leminal.space 7 hours ago
I will never understand why people are so mad about him trying to slow his aging.
“Hey fuck you, why are you trying to not die. You should give up like the rest of us.”
Like damn I wish every billionaire was like him, we might actually get some decent funding for anti-aging research.
Soulg@ani.social 6 hours ago
I don’t know why people are mad about it, but the shit he’s doing is hilariously clownish.
In general though I completely agree if he figures out something real that can actually be used by the poors (unlikely and also partly why everyone hates him) then that would indeed be good
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I wish people wouldn’t just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 18 hours ago
shitpost-factor increases the less that is uncovered by op
Dojan@pawb.social 16 hours ago
Venture capitalist obsessed with eternal youth drinks his son’s cum or something like that.
shittydwarf@piefed.social 16 hours ago
Thats pretty much accurate
three@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
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wander1236@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Surprisingly the person being quote-posted is the subject. It’s this weirdo: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 17 hours ago
Making ex-Mormons look bad.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.
Nutteman@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Yes, you are the alchemist
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Who is this?
sheridan@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Based on the latest image, Ebenezer Scrooge.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Step 1: Become a vampire Step 2: Drink blood Step 3: Be immor(t)al
CelloMike@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
And all it took was stealing his son’s blood
Doomsider@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
The fact that anyone can gloss over this fact without thinking he should be in prison for child abuse is beyond me.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 17 hours ago
Does he have an eating disorder?
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
He has an everything disorder.
pipe01@programming.dev 7 hours ago
He is a disorder
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
In order from left to right:
Younger, Older, YoungerOlder, Bono