Honestly a labotomy would slap right about now
It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up
Submitted 2 weeks ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In the movies, they always go straight back…I’ve been doing it all wrong?
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hop in bestie, we’re going to Claire’s uwu
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
“I’d rather have a botte lin front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
– Tom Waits, amongst others I’m sure.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.
I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Good for you! And happy new year!!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FUCK YEAH BENIGN WOOO
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Big the_pack vibes.
Love it!
Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Huzzah!
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s no reason any of these drugs should be illegal, we managed to survive and flourish for centuries with no “war on drugs”.
Think of the millions imprisoned and murdered over this war, and the drug trade it creates.
Lobotomies seem kind of harsh, I do not support.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know what’s up.
🎉 Mulligrubs for President! 🎉
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Side note: fuck lexapro. That shit legit degrades my cognitive function. It’s not fun. Especially when you haven’t yet figured out that it’s the lexapro doing it.
polariscap@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Dang, what makes you think so? I was put on 20mg then I asked to downgrade to 10mg the past few years, still now. I suspected it wasn’t helping but also have some circumstances (aging, small children, etc) that also seem to contribute to my mind being a bowl of soup, so I’m never sure what’s causing what…
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I titrated off. Also switched adhd meds. And a couple other things. But my brain is clearer today after three beers and an edible than it was stone sober 9 months ago.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’d be down to try that cough syrup
y0kai@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Good chloroform is hard to come by, but otherwise it’d be pretty easy to make your own syrup. The formula is right on the label!
Bababasti@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but do you know with which other ingredients they have skillfully combined these? Might be a dash of heroin or maybe a little bit of potassium cyanide to round things off, you don’t know.
Tap for spoiler
That’s what it says on the smaller bottom side
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
God I would love some heroin right now.
pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, please. Nobody needs heroin cough syrup when you could instead be drinking radium as an ailment cure-all.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’m real partial to the traditional medicine of grammes of amphetamines myself lmfao
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh I actually took a course on integrative medicine and it was basically for when you can’t give more meds for an immediate comfort need like relief of pain, anxiety, or nausea. Like if they’ve got chemo and they can’t safely tolerate more compazine sometimes smelling mint reduces nausea for some reason. Like they’ve tried it with orange or whatever as a control in a sample group that’s unaware of the connection and it does actually do something for some reason. Weirdly that connection has been a known thing to nurses for a looong time it’s basically standard practice to put two masks on with some Vick’s between the two when cleaning up a particularly unpleasant puddle of bodily fluids.
MoribundMurdoch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perhaps laudanum deserves a comeback, along with bacteriophages, which would be an excellent complement to antibiotics.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yeah no. my SIL was on laudanum. the mood swings were awful.
Lorfan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anybody that goes to the doctors after seeing the crazy shit they do is insane. Scam profession. Worse because they do active harm.
sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Imagine believing this.
becausechemistry@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I usually don’t scope someone’s history because of one bad comment, but yeesh. You’ve been here for one day and it’s just about 100% bad.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
I hope it’s irony
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Just a troll account.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anybody that goes to the doctors after seeing the crazy shit they do is insane. Scam profession. Worse because they do active harm.
This is what snake oil salesmen say to get people to re direct their health spending to snake oil.
Since they’re unregulated scam artists, there is no regulatory body that you can appeal to in regards to negligence and malpractice on their part.
In summary, the goal is to redirect spending, as sellers of fake treatments cannot outperform real treatments.
adhd_traco@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I feel like people go too much into extremes either way.
arguments
I see very shitty things some doctors do. There’s no denying the lobbying of big pharma on doctors, and just a bunch of so much other stuff. And I see very shitty alternative/natural medicine trends that are absolutely baseless and result in neglect of the issue is or making things worse. The wellness industry is the next big pharma.
There are people who’ve gone to multiple professionals that all couldn’t help them but yoga made all the difference.
But on the flip side, good luck if you want to live your life without vaccines, diabetic medication, cancer medication, antibiotics etc. or wholesale taking advice from random places rather than from people who are dedicated to this subject and field in an evidence and experience based approach.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This is just FDA guidance under RFK
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I dunno if it’s worth all with all the evil shit he’s doing.
But if he eliminates circumcision and brings back heroin, I’ll hate him slightly less.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The bar really has become that low, huh? What an embarrassing time to be American.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I feel like people are focusing too much on the heroin and not enough on the lobotomy.