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Why are dogs?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They want to compare it to the Speed of Lobster

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    • YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you want the image to show up, you need an exclamation mark:

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      • mcz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This image is redacted to protect potential victims

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ooh thank you

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “We tested the aerodynamics of dogs in search of answers.”

    “What was the question?”

    “The results are that some dogs are very aerodynamic.”

    “WHAT WAS THE QUESTION??”

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How are mongolian dogs able to withstand the harsh mongolian steppe winds without falter ?

      Possible applications in biomimetism :

      • building tanks and airplanes shaped like mongolian dogs for steppe warfare
      • ??..?
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    • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Even in the most basic research having an hypothesis is important, even just to say “I was completely wrong, but in the end extremely lucky and found something I didn’t expect nobody cares about”.

      Hypothesis Aerodynamics experimentation does not damage internal organs of dogs.

      Conclusions: Our findings suggest that wind tunnels are not dangerous to the well being of dogs. Such findings open new research opportunities in the field of dog aerodynamics.

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      • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        *dogaerodynamics

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    • Ininewcrow@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If we move a dog up to 200 mph, they are very aerodynamically efficient

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The question was “who’s a good dog?”

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How much grant money can we get to test the aerodynamic nature of dogs.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what dog is best for racing

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  • tomatolung@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • asdasd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ah yes, the cow at mach 8, as they usually are.

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  • OfCourseNot@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who's an aerodynamic doggy? you!? Yes, you are!

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Will a dog stand still in a wind tunnel…

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    • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, if is taxidermied.

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wtf there are so many things we could learn from this; if their tail can be used to adjust and how much, why the lunga are in front, idk it’s absolutely not the most useless experiment I have seen

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    • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A reminder that science is never about usefulness - that comes up unexpectedly after we learn new things.

      Ohhh… we could use this weird fact to build an entirely new industry

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To determine optimal wall dimensions against invading doggos.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Science tackles the ultimate question - who’s a good boy?

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      *fast boi

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How fast doggo can soar down the mountain

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can we sell cigarettes to dogs?
    This exciting new study* will find out how.

    * Funded by B&H animal R&D

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mongolian dog aerodynamicality.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Congratulations you have proven that dogs are aerodynamic. I don’t know why this was relevant or who it was relevant to, but there it is.

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ball

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Windog!

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Is it fuckin wimdy?”

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “In windy environments does evolution optimize dogs for aerodynamics?”

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    • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks like the answer is yes

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mongolian Dog Wind Tunnel Experiment

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

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