Clippy had the best suggestions

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah…

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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And how’s it going?

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not the worst idea I ever had…

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Counter-offer: I half-ass it and use soft drugs

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not for long

  https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a10986fc-1960-46f7-acc3-707d7cf7c6d6.png

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  someone on Grindr offered to do meth with my.

  God I was tempted.

  I’m in a low point in life, and that I was so tempted, I sometimes hate myself for turning them down

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’ll thank yourself later. I sat next to an addict in the train today. Felt nothing but pity for that poor soul. It’s a great way to become a bad rolemodel, if you have such aspirations.

    Sometimes it feels like our life’s are not our own. We’re just cog wheels in the machines of society. Than you look at a person like that and you realise that you’ve got it pretty good, all things considered. We do have a lot of control of our own lives, but we take most of it for granted.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I know that, but damn, long term depression and general shittiness of life can hit hard. I would likely do anything for a hit of dopamine, to just fell like a human again, for just a moment. Hopefully me therapist doesn’t cancel tomorrow again

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• Emi@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah but I don’t have money and don’t know how to get them.

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  • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s cheaper to just make them yourself at home!

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    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear.

      I was going for fentanyl and got something that burns when you touch it

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• Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oooh it’s been pretty tempting there, Clippy m’lad. But the group of hard drug users I’ve met and liked is pretty low (not zero, though), which holds me back a bit.

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  to make your very own clippy:

  one kg of cocaine

  one power charged joint

  one bottle of vodka

  red chalk or whatever shit they use to draw those pentagrams in movies

  white candles. They gotta be white

  your own jizz

  your blood

  a paper clip of course

  and finally a kidney

  sniff the cocaine, drink the vodka, and smoke the joint AFTER drawing the pentagram and lighting the candles. Then place the paper clip in the center, jizz on it, pour your blood on it, and chant “clippy” while running around the circle with your underwear on your head. It’ll probably work.

  The kidney is so you can get a new kidney after you drank a whole bottle of vodka why’d you do that I didn’t tell you to. Oh wait no I did nevermind. But alcohol isn’t good for your kidney so you gotta get that replaced

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No just soft drugs clips. Why, you got hard drugs? Do you clips? Where’s the drugs clips. Daddy needs a new pair of drugs don’t be holding out on me clips.

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• kn33@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve thought about it. I got just barely enough going for me to not, though.

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel this so hard right now.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I support this message.

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Idk where to buy them.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Look up the most dangerous area in your town and talk to the guy who stands outside the liquor store. Voila! /s

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