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• SpicyTaint@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Am I weird for liking slightly burnt popcorn? I’m not being sarcastic, it’s so good.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yes but we like weird

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like bananas are the same way:

  too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I think you’re thinking about avocados

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you mean to say “avocadoes”? Got 2 rotting in my fridge right now. :(

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• KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Stovetop every time babe♡

  Can’t be beat ♡

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have an air popper <3

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    • KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Image

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Two air poppers, a whirly pop, and a, bags of microwave shit for emergencies

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I only just noticed your username. Lmao

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• ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can smell this post and the disappointment.

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• trash_goblin@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guy, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or use the popcorn button. Try it! Sometimes they work!

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    • cravl@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I knew what that link was before even opening it. 🍿💦💨🪄

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I make stovetop popcorn in the microwave.

    The real trick is to actually read the god damn directions, which tell you to not let the time go all the way and stop the process once the kernels are popping longer than 1 second apart. If 1 full second goes by without a pop, it’s done.

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  • trash_goblin@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.

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• 123@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake, 3:37 should still have some un-popped kernels.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then you run for 3-5 seconds after it cools a moment, then let it rest in the microwave for about 20 seconds and it’ll keep popping in the hotbox.

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    • 123@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear HOUSE ON FIRE! HALP!

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So should 3:38.

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• phaedrus@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If rule 34 is for porn, then rule 37 is for corn

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  37 mentioned

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If it exists, there’s someone on the internet watching it while eating corn?

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