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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Boy de fok!

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    • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!

      This short thread following the OPs post got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!

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    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It some kind ov exploded!

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And then ultimate-goatse my butthole with the jaws of life.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But then the next step absolutely sounded by urethra with Uralmash-15000 deep bore drill.

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Free top surgery if I read?

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  • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Damn, thats a real hot finance tip

    HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! 😱😱😱

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  • Findus_Falke@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on what they mean by “clean off”. I suspect it’s not going to be as clean as you’d imagine.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh! My tits, no!

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reductress is a hell of a website.

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If The Onion is an actually serious journalist website, this will be their type of headline. They’ll fully embrace sensationalist headline without being clickbait.

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• JerkyChew@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We dont use that phrase “blow your tits off” nearly enough. :)

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because it’s soooooo 2015

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Help, now my manboobs have been blated off, everything is covered in blood and human fat tissue, and also I’m bleeding out!

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok but what happened?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I could not BELIEVE number 7!!

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What happens if you don't have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it's baking?

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  • weird@sub.wetshaving.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, what happens if you don’t have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?

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    • Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So it was you lurking in the forest. I knew someone was watching me when I tried to do that. Why are axes so heavy?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t have any arms left

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1, you’ll grow DDs just so they can blow off. 2, distance is irrelevant, there is no escaping the clickbait cup crumping curse.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reference is from the Dirty Harry remake, Dirty Bastard.

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well

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• nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  smoove off

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