So how is this not blasphemy? Not that I care, mind you, but they’re supposed to
THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Ethalis@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
“They” are supposed to do and be many things, which they usually do or are the opposite of. But covertly.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The people making this are almost always cynical, amoral, business-religion tech bros.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How is it blasphemy to text with Jesus? It’d be an honor.
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah we aren’t living in old testament days anymore. We live more by convictions now than “the law”.
Seems like a great app that could be used very positively by the smart sincere person. And, it could be used as a joke by the cynical, insincere and insecure.
III@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who are these “they” you speak of? Do you mean the small handful of christians that actually adhere to their own religious texts?
monotremata@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The image looks rather a lot like the “Buddy Christ” from Dogma. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buddy_christ.jpg
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I see Christian bale
Akido37@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Damn, you saw this first.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
25“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? 26Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life?g 28And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, 29yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 30But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31Therefore do not be anxious, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32For the Gentiles seek after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all. 33But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.
34“Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.
You’d think a JesusGPT would remember the Gospels better than the letters Paul wrote decades after he died having never met him.
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So umm “make no idols before me” really took a 180⁰ turn in this capitalist hellscape. Its almost like Jesus was hippie commie who wanted peace in the middle east and not generations of war and bloodshed against the native inhabitants of Jerusalem and the west bank
Hazzard@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This just makes me want to try to get it to hallucinate a Bible verse that doesn’t exist… but it’s not worth giving them the traffic to try.
Envy@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Why would Jesus quote Paul, a pharisee who hijacked Christ’s words to turn anarchistic personal salvation back into controllable religion?
froggycar360@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Facts
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I have a neighbor down the street named Jesus I gab with sometimes but he hasn’t been out much because the government is trying to human traffick him into torture.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone please hack this to only return Torah quotes and only in Aramaic.
aggelalex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The literal peak of AI psychosis, in your hands
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She did her homework. Easily the best actor on that show, she was so perfectly hateable.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Why did they use a picture of Christian Bale?
garretble@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I see they went with “white Jesus” instead of what he actually looked like.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need this
the_q@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just like actual Jesus this version also isn’t real.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ask him what that hole in his hand do
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Afaik these things are not approved of by any churches or religious organizations.
If you ask them if Jesus would suck a dick to save a soul none of them give the correct answer.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
And thus far, neither have you. Neither have you.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No, it’s not. It’s texting with an Ai bot pretending to be Jesus.
III@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To be fair, AI is considerably more real than Jesus ever was.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No it’s not. Jesus dit live at some point in history, although he was just a normal bloke. AI doesn’t exist, even AGI doesn’t even exist yet. We just have LLM’s. It has not artificial intelligence or artificial general intelligence.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
MmMmmMmm! hot blonde, whippings and crucifixions!
zbyte64@awful.systems 2 weeks ago
First the pope throws a rave, now this 🤦
turdas@suppo.fi 2 weeks ago
Jesus wouldn’t quote the Bible. It was written hundreds of years after his death.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yeah but he’s quoting from heaven
didn’t they teach you anything in science class?
Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
The cloud. Didn’t they teach you anything in it class?
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Also wasn’t white
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
He might quote himself, which was then put in the Bible, tho.
BenVimes@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Let’s be correct here: the Christian Bible was canonized centuries after Jesus’s death. That’s not the same thing as being written.
I still appreciate the point you’re making, though.
turdas@suppo.fi 2 weeks ago
The New Testament was written after his death too, some parts of it earlier than others. I think it’s also a pretty safe bet that there was a lot of editorializing over the centuries, since AFAIK the earliest surviving copies of anything are from the 2nd or 3rd centuries CE.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
‘this fan fiction is now mainstream’.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some parts of the bible are largely shown to have been written about 400 years later
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He would and did quote the old testament. The prophets books were written at least a few hundred years before he lived, and those were the latest of the old testament to be written.
The new testament was written about 100 years after he lived, and canonized a few hundred years later.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The old testament did exist, and Jesus misquoted and misunderstood the fuck out of it.
Matthew 22:41-45
Jesus asks the pharisees how the messiah can be the son of David when David calls the holy spirit “lord,” referring to psalm 110 whish starts “the lord said to my lord.” It’s a ridiculous claim to start with, but it’s not even the correct understanding. The narrator is not David, they’re recounting what happened to David. The lord (God) said to my lord (king David). At no time does David even speak in psalm 110.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
And not in English