THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus

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• Hazzard@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This just makes me want to try to get it to hallucinate a Bible verse that doesn’t exist… but it’s not worth giving them the traffic to try.

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• the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Just like actual Jesus this version also isn’t real.

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• hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  That first sentence had me startled.

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• turdas@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus wouldn’t quote the Bible. It was written hundreds of years after his death.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He might quote himself, which was then put in the Bible, tho.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also wasn’t white

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• crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  25“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? 26Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life?g 28And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, 29yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 30But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31Therefore do not be anxious, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32For the Gentiles seek after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all. 33But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.

  34“Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

  You’d think a JesusGPT would remember the Gospels better than the letters Paul wrote decades after he died having never met him.

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• Akido37@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Damn, you saw this first.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why did they use a picture of Christian Bale?

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• Flickerby@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have a neighbor down the street named Jesus I gab with sometimes but he hasn’t been out much because the government is trying to human traffick him into torture.

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• Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  MmMmmMmm! hot blonde, whippings and crucifixions!

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• garretble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see they went with “white Jesus” instead of what he actually looked like.

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• zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First the pope throws a rave, now this 🤦

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