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THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • turdas@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus wouldn’t quote the Bible. It was written hundreds of years after his death.

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    • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah but he’s quoting from heaven

      didn’t they teach you anything in science class?

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      • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The cloud. Didn’t they teach you anything in it class?

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also wasn’t white

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He might quote himself, which was then put in the Bible, tho.

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    • BenVimes@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s be correct here: the Christian Bible was canonized centuries after Jesus’s death. That’s not the same thing as being written.

      I still appreciate the point you’re making, though.

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      • turdas@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The New Testament was written after his death too, some parts of it earlier than others. I think it’s also a pretty safe bet that there was a lot of editorializing over the centuries, since AFAIK the earliest surviving copies of anything are from the 2nd or 3rd centuries CE.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ‘this fan fiction is now mainstream’.

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Some parts of the bible are largely shown to have been written about 400 years later

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He would and did quote the old testament. The prophets books were written at least a few hundred years before he lived, and those were the latest of the old testament to be written.

      The new testament was written about 100 years after he lived, and canonized a few hundred years later.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The old testament did exist, and Jesus misquoted and misunderstood the fuck out of it.

      Matthew 22:41-45

      Jesus asks the pharisees how the messiah can be the son of David when David calls the holy spirit “lord,” referring to psalm 110 whish starts “the lord said to my lord.” It’s a ridiculous claim to start with, but it’s not even the correct understanding. The narrator is not David, they’re recounting what happened to David. The lord (God) said to my lord (king David). At no time does David even speak in psalm 110.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And not in English

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  • Ethalis@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So how is this not blasphemy? Not that I care, mind you, but they’re supposed to

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “They” are supposed to do and be many things, which they usually do or are the opposite of. But covertly.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The people making this are almost always cynical, amoral, business-religion tech bros.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How is it blasphemy to text with Jesus? It’d be an honor.

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      • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah we aren’t living in old testament days anymore. We live more by convictions now than “the law”.

        Seems like a great app that could be used very positively by the smart sincere person. And, it could be used as a joke by the cynical, insincere and insecure.

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    • III@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who are these “they” you speak of? Do you mean the small handful of christians that actually adhere to their own religious texts?

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  • monotremata@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The image looks rather a lot like the “Buddy Christ” from Dogma. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buddy_christ.jpg

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I see Christian bale

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  • Akido37@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn, you saw this first.

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  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    25“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? 26Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life?g 28And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, 29yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 30But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31Therefore do not be anxious, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32For the Gentiles seek after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all. 33But seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.

    34“Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

    You’d think a JesusGPT would remember the Gospels better than the letters Paul wrote decades after he died having never met him.

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So umm “make no idols before me” really took a 180⁰ turn in this capitalist hellscape. Its almost like Jesus was hippie commie who wanted peace in the middle east and not generations of war and bloodshed against the native inhabitants of Jerusalem and the west bank

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  • Hazzard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This just makes me want to try to get it to hallucinate a Bible verse that doesn’t exist… but it’s not worth giving them the traffic to try.

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  • Envy@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why would Jesus quote Paul, a pharisee who hijacked Christ’s words to turn anarchistic personal salvation back into controllable religion?

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    • froggycar360@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Facts

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  • Flickerby@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a neighbor down the street named Jesus I gab with sometimes but he hasn’t been out much because the government is trying to human traffick him into torture.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone please hack this to only return Torah quotes and only in Aramaic.

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  • aggelalex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The literal peak of AI psychosis, in your hands

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  • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That first sentence had me startled.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She did her homework. Easily the best actor on that show, she was so perfectly hateable.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why did they use a picture of Christian Bale?

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  • garretble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I see they went with “white Jesus” instead of what he actually looked like.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I need this

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  • the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just like actual Jesus this version also isn’t real.

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ask him what that hole in his hand do

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Afaik these things are not approved of by any churches or religious organizations.

    If you ask them if Jesus would suck a dick to save a soul none of them give the correct answer.

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    • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And thus far, neither have you. Neither have you.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, it’s not. It’s texting with an Ai bot pretending to be Jesus.

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    • III@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be fair, AI is considerably more real than Jesus ever was.

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No it’s not. Jesus dit live at some point in history, although he was just a normal bloke. AI doesn’t exist, even AGI doesn’t even exist yet. We just have LLM’s. It has not artificial intelligence or artificial general intelligence.

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  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    MmMmmMmm! hot blonde, whippings and crucifixions!

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  • zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First the pope throws a rave, now this 🤦

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