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Say it slowly.

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Is that because you were English?

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    • YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Omg I'm stealing this

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        As you should, just as I stole it from another user, who also likely stole it from another, who surely stole it from the user before them.

        You carry the torch now, and on it shall go for generations, slowly becoming more and more artifacted from re-uploads to the point of being nigh unreadable!

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Love the cropping on the B

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        It's actually 3etter do you have a fucking problem reading?

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    • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      heat, I like it

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  • bless@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Crop it slowly.

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Uhm.

    I might be missing something, but when I say it out loud I only get 6. I’m not sure which word I’m not stressing either.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Try saying it louder.

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  • radicallife@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m thinking 8 as you could stress the ass or the hole

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t stress the asshole.

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      • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        You can stress mine, bigboy.

        (You’ll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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      • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t tell me what to do.

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      9 because you could also stress the entirety of asshole

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    7 if you only stress one word, but if you stress two words it gets even better.

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Stress all the words!

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I never said he licked my asshole

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Used to think Chinese must be impossible to learn as so much depends on context and very slight “stresses” (forget the word). Now I’m thinking that applies to about any language.

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    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tones is the word, and while Chinese tones are hard they're just part of the pronunciation of a word rather than anything context dependent. The English equivalent would be the stressed syllable in a word, and yes every language has something like this.

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    • EvilCartyen@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It does, it just depends on how it’s coded. Like, take word order. If you have a case system with nominative, accusative, etc. your word order can be pretty free, you can move objects to the front of the sentence like ‘food-ACC eat I-NOM’.

      Remove the case system and it’s simpler to encode the words, but word order becomes much more fixed.

      All languages are equally complex, in theory at least, but where the complexity lies is different.

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  • blave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve definitely said this sentence enough times to know that there are more than seven meanings, especially if you either shout this sentence or whisper it.

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  • PagPag@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is funny but it would be better if we weren’t all distracted by the absolute shit picture. I tend to just laugh then downvote this garbage effort whether intentional or not.

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