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Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨binarybelle@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

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    • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

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      • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

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    • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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      • josefo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That ends up making things kinda sticky tho

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (of we don’t already)?

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      • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have a mid-November child.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nipex that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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      • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ooops, you’re right. Thanks :)

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  • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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    • mysticpickle@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright

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  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.

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  • TheYattering@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    There’s even a stereotype about it. Humans subconsciously tend to start actively dating in the fall. Something about having a warm body to sleep next to in the winter. I think it’s evolutionary

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  • uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Happy new year for some

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