Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by binarybelle@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (of we don’t already)?
CannonFodder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle
josefo@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That ends up making things kinda sticky tho
AreaKode@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a mid-November child.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nipex that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Ooops, you’re right. Thanks :)
Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm
Tl;Dr August is the most common birth month, but not by enough to actually mean any significant trend. You’re talking a lead of a thousand births in a nation with 365 million people.
It’s slightly more common to be born in the last six months of the year, again, not in any significant amount.
Your shitposting is factually inaccurate and should be booed!
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
No.
9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
december is barely a winter month. we need to shift our calendar so the new year starts on the solstice and we get a new month then too.
uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Happy new year for some
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristsine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.
Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is why I keep it to 0 friends
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day
TheYattering@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
There’s even a stereotype about it. Humans subconsciously tend to start actively dating in the fall. Something about having a warm body to sleep next to in the winter. I think it’s evolutionary
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nah my parents were just like “hey, the month and day have the same number wanna go for another?”
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 weeks ago
There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter
anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing
Voting begins now
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air.