You’d need to wash your hands.
What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?
Submitted 1 year ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well now I’m just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.
But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 1 year ago
there’s a show about this. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. hilarious and underrated
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Start pooping out your mouth.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 year ago
it is possible if you vomit enough, or if you have intestinal obstruction.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You’d get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn’t get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I thought that’s what the question was asking about? I’m confused.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For science. Yes.
Please report back.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For science!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 year ago
U won’t
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Please report back…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably taste worse
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Probably?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
taste is subjective and i don’t want to exclude our coprophile friends
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It would that forever to chew
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 year ago
Wouldn’t it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
When you chew it, it will still work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn’t be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pssshhhh!!! You’re asking US??? I thought YOU’D be the expert here!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah I don’t want to have to actively hold it in for like real hours until I get high
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 1 year ago
Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.
Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 year ago
And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Can’t tell if this is new timey advice from a rich person or old timey advice from a gentleman.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Try it and see.
qisope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
probably be harder to chew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I keep telling the scientists…humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m gonna need you to get a PhD. Write your thesis on this …and hand in your PhD to the board promptly after this.