You’d need to wash your hands.
What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?
Submitted 2 months ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well now I’m just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.
But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 2 months ago
there’s a show about this. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. hilarious and underrated
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Start pooping out your mouth.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 months ago
it is possible if you vomit enough, or if you have intestinal obstruction.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’d get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn’t get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I thought that’s what the question was asking about? I’m confused.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For science. Yes.
Please report back.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For science!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
U won’t
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Please report back…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Probably taste worse
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Probably?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
taste is subjective and i don’t want to exclude our coprophile friends
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It would that forever to chew
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 2 months ago
Wouldn’t it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
When you chew it, it will still work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn’t be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pssshhhh!!! You’re asking US??? I thought YOU’D be the expert here!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah I don’t want to have to actively hold it in for like real hours until I get high
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 2 months ago
Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.
Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 months ago
And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Can’t tell if this is new timey advice from a rich person or old timey advice from a gentleman.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Try it and see.
qisope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
probably be harder to chew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I keep telling the scientists…humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m gonna need you to get a PhD. Write your thesis on this …and hand in your PhD to the board promptly after this.