You’d need to wash your hands.
What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?
Submitted 1 month ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well now I’m just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.
But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 1 month ago
there’s a show about this. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. hilarious and underrated
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Start pooping out your mouth.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 month ago
it is possible if you vomit enough, or if you have intestinal obstruction.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’d get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn’t get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I thought that’s what the question was asking about? I’m confused.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For science. Yes.
Please report back.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For science!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
U won’t
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Please report back…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably taste worse
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Probably?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
taste is subjective and i don’t want to exclude our coprophile friends
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It would that forever to chew
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 month ago
Wouldn’t it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
When you chew it, it will still work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn’t be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pssshhhh!!! You’re asking US??? I thought YOU’D be the expert here!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah I don’t want to have to actively hold it in for like real hours until I get high
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 1 month ago
Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.
Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 month ago
And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Can’t tell if this is new timey advice from a rich person or old timey advice from a gentleman.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Try it and see.
qisope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
probably be harder to chew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I keep telling the scientists…humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m gonna need you to get a PhD. Write your thesis on this …and hand in your PhD to the board promptly after this.