You’d need to wash your hands.
What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well now I’m just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.
But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.
cheers_queers@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
there’s a show about this. Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. hilarious and underrated
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Start pooping out your mouth.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
it is possible if you vomit enough, or if you have intestinal obstruction.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
You’d get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn’t get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I thought that’s what the question was asking about? I’m confused.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
For science. Yes.
Please report back.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
For science!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
U won’t
Aarrodri@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Please report back…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Probably taste worse
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Probably?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
taste is subjective and i don’t want to exclude our coprophile friends
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It would that forever to chew
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
Well, it wouldn’t taste very good, but it would still be effective.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Wouldn’t it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
When you chew it, it will still work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn’t be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pssshhhh!!! You’re asking US??? I thought YOU’D be the expert here!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah I don’t want to have to actively hold it in for like real hours until I get high
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 5 weeks ago
Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.
Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Can’t tell if this is new timey advice from a rich person or old timey advice from a gentleman.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Try it and see.
qisope@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
probably be harder to chew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I keep telling the scientists…humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.
spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Science: “How do you keep getting in here?”
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’m gonna need you to get a PhD. Write your thesis on this …and hand in your PhD to the board promptly after this.