Heh

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • ChillPill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Its an older meme, but it checks out

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I really hope copypastas stay around forever

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  • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just don’t pick up the phone… It is probably broken anyway after being soaked like that

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everybody gangsta until the ceiling tassels start spinning.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that’s a huge light rod

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lightboobs

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ceiling tits? In this economy?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your light can be on the ceiling or a tit. Not both…

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sorry. Can’t pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the 1134, squid?

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now I want a jam donut.

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what’s the difference between jam and jelly

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The country it’s located in.

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  BOOBS

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Elon boobs.

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lightboobs

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  itt: staying abreast of the latest trends…

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This might legit be one of the first images I ever saw on Reddit.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Those are not female presenting nipples. Those are moobs if ever I’ve seen em.

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• RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shh. There’s some titties.

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• nieceandtows@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tbh it looks more moobs than boobs

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• Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not your typical boob lights

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.

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• IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ahta!!

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why does the lamp on the right not cast a pattern on the wall but the one on the left does?

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