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Why are there people like this?!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨zakobjoa@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because as a society we’ve forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people

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    • Sordid@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Worse, we're throwing piles of money at them.

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      • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “but they’re entertaining!”

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  • theragu40@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    $10M??

    I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.

    $10 is a sure bet.

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    • EhEhraughn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the “honor” of dining with them.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly the amount could be $10 and I’d take it. I don’t get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You could take the time to hit them in the face.

      But I’d still rather take no money at all.

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    • JunctionSystem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.

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    • Pointy_Dorito@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d pay $1000 to now have to sit with those two assholes for dinner.

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    • Lupus108@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Honestly, I’d take a kick in the nuts over the other two options…

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    • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If I had their air I wouldn’t share it.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t be able to pay me to be seen with Tate

    I don’t like Musk much at all but I’d prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.

    The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks…yeah they kind of scare me

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  • coheedcollapse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they’d take dinner with Musk in hopes they’d somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the “secret” is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.

    Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.

    Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I feel like the only way Tate would get you into human trafficking would be by trafficking you.

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    • gamey@feddit.rocks ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe they want to get raped I guess!

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  • Neve8028@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs

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    • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Step 1: have $1Bn ready

      Step 2: collect interest rates

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      • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Elon goes more like… Step 1: Have $1b Step 2: Lose $990m

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m sad to report that, yes, that were the top comments arguing.

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The initial question is so stupid that I’m wondering if it’s a troll. 99.9% of even hardcore fans of both would obviously take the ten million fucking dollars.

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I screen capped this myself (I know – rare) and I can assure you, the account is not a troll. Or they’ve transcended to some other plane of existence and keep trolling from there.

      And the top comments were, apart from a few people mocking them, mostly arguing between options A and B. Since comments of users with Twitter Blue show up first, that even makes sense. Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.

      Don’t ask me why or how. I am pondering daily if the internet maybe failed and if we should just shut it all down.

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      • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.

        That’s some next-level delusional, but sadly I can believe it. Although I’m certain nearly all of them would actually take the money if it were a real situation, but they either don’t realise it, or they’re “virtue signaling” to their fellow online douche fans.

        Also, 10 million in a year or two? Take it now, lol. Do they really think there are parallel timelines where the meet ‘n’ greet option is the one where’d they’d end up netting significantly more in the long run?

        Also

        I screen capped this myself

        For a split second I read this as “I crapped myself”. Lol.

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a good chance it’s a joke, like one of those “Would I slap my mother for $10million? I would slap my mother, but I wouldn’t take the $10million because the experience I would gain would be worth infinitely more than that” posts.

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      • InfiniWheel@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean, realistically my moyher would kill me on the spot if I didn’t take the 10 million just for slapping her.

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  • ox0r@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey now we’ll have no talk like that here on Corporate Ad Platform. We only allow violence that’s endorsed by the state.

      Honestly it’s so nice to be able to just laugh at this and not worry about a corporate sponsor banning you over it.

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      • reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I had a 12 year old reddit account banned for suggesting people punch their local Nazi

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, a person of culture, I see. The old fork in the eye is a classic.

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  • trebor8201@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is he making a vagina with his fingers?

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks, good to know I’m not the only one who noticed that. As for your answer, I have no idea. But my guess would be some hidden longing to get screwed himself, makes me wonder how often he dropped the soap in that Romanian jail…

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      • Brocon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He learned that trick from former german chancelor Angela Merkel. “Merkel-Raute” is the term.

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  • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I’d get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I’d kiss the back of their head and whisper “I’ve been looking forward to this”.

    Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.

    Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I’d like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.

    In case anyone thinks I’m being serious, I’m just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances

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    • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Twice the pride double the fall.” - OP as he wines, dines, and brutally torture two rich shitbags.

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  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tate just looks like an absolute twat in that outfit. Like his mom dressed him for school picture day in last year’s clothes that don’t fit anymore.

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  • JunctionSystem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cat: Hey, don’t knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You’ll never have a better chance to kill them.

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    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh what I’d give for the opportunity to just lay right into Elon Musk’s ego. You could really tell him off and based on his behavior on Twitter, he’s a baby who can’t take criticism, so it’d really hurt.

      That being said, I’m taking the 10M.

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  • assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So you can make that check out to…

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  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wtf is Tate news? Jesus Christ man.

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    or or?

    And which thing is applying to which person? I need the joke explained :(

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    • CrazyEddie041@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It's not specific, it's just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

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      • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        OHHHHHHHH. Duh.

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    • charliespider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ya I don’t get it either

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      • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I was reading too much into it. It’s just ‘here’s another situation with 2 obviously shit options and 1 really good one.’

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Something tells me both these asshole wear shoes with no socks.

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would like to have my 10 million, now! 🫱

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  • mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think the real scenario is that, after going to dinner with either of them, you’ll get a 10m dollar bill in the mail.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean that’s not fair Elon musk isn’t a misogynist human trafficker sex offender.

    It would actually be interesting to sit down with Elon and pick his brain for a minute regardless of his eccentricities and stupidities.

    On the other hand I would rather pay somebody 10 million than to ever say a single word to that bald doofus.

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  • TheProtagonist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is this? A battle about how stupid a question / choice can get? Sounds like 5th grade schoolyard fun. Anyway, I take the chainsaw…

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  • Transcriptionist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image Transcription:

    X post by user Tate News @TateNews_ reading: Dinner with Elon Musk or dinner with Andrew Tate? The 3rd option is $10M cash. Accompanied by side-by-side photos of Elon Musk from the waist up with his hands folded in his lap and a full-body photo of Andrew Tate leaning forward in his chair with his hands steepled in his lap.

    Above the post is a reply from user Shahak Shapira @ShahakShapira reading: Death by a chainsaw or or losing your parents? The 3rd option is a 90 meter yacht.

    [I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜]

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  • redballooon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How is that even a question??

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  • onionbaggage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve been through worse. Once, at Elon Musk’s birthday party, I was seated between Silvio Berlusconi and Elon Musk.

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    • original_ish_name@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Proof or didn’t happen

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      • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Source: dude just trust me

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      • onionbaggage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        reddit.com/…/tv_show_the_good_place_makes_fun_of_…

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  • cocobean@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hmmm, will Musk let me in on his next pump and dump scheme?

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    • elscallr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Right? If I can get in on the grift that might be worth more than 10 million

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Musk tells everyone when he does a pump and dump scheme. Just follow him on Twitter.

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      • cocobean@bookwormstory.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah that’s too late. I want to find out before the tweet goes out 😁

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  • jarfil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you play your cards well, you’ll convince them to pay invest $1 billion in your crappy awesome crypto NFT startup.

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  • LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Get 10 million, pay 100, I don’t care. I won’t get near those two idiots. You could even pay me 20 million and I’d still take the money.

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You could even pay me 20 million and I’d still take the money.

      Uh… yeah?

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      • LukeMedia@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Me personally, you could give me $100mm and I’d still take the money

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      • LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I know, I know. But I’d be fine with it.

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  • Q320@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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