Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.
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dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Hot dog
Not hot dog
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yo people would pay good money for that
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Based on my research, AI generated porn certainly needs more, um, input…
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
DixieGPT (dick-see)
1984@lemmy.today 1 year ago
How did this take place? Her security clearance let’s her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?
So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?
thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I mean, it’s been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.
1984@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I know but I think the general public doesn’t know or understand this. It’s still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.
But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don’t think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.
SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 year ago
A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me… www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/
explodicle@local106.com 1 year ago
For those wondering, that’s 0.097 dic pics per male per day.
Dreadrat@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden
poopsmith@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a joke
Rootiest@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Oh my sweet summer child
Firemyth@lemm.ee 1 year ago
So many idiots deep diving this… it is from the onion- they make parody news. It’s not real.
1984@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Sad part is that it could be real these days. If they just used slightly less obvious language, so people are not certain what it means exactly. Microsoft and google are working with nsa of course, and Snowden showed that any nsa employee can look at anything.
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.
affiliate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
don’t give sam altman any ideas
ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I saw that episode of Inside Job
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?
whispering_depths@lemmy.world 1 year ago
fake article from 2018 btw
AngryAnusHornets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]whispering_depths@lemmy.world 1 year ago
haha u got me 😜
icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it’s more likely than you think.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
She works at the NSA. She’s been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
she just took home her work for the day
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
In Germany that might be illegal
Baines@lemmy.world 1 year ago
so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?
Heresy_generator@kbin.social 1 year ago
Well, no because the story is so obviously fake on its face that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.
Bipta@kbin.social 1 year ago
The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people's phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store... And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.
Baines@lemmy.world 1 year ago
well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?
pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hah, yeah
Totally
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 year ago
And this, boys and girls, is a good enough reason to not digitize your willy or cooter, no matter how much you think it’ll get you laid.
Rilichu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s pretty well known that government databases getting abused for personal motives is actually pretty common.
AP did a report on this and while public records of this are limited, they still found about 300 cases of database abuse from 2013 through 2015.
rebelappliance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Lmao this has been legal since the Bush administration.
Baines@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean yea but this literally proves what people have been saying, that it would be super easy to abuse
thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I mean, it’s been well known that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet and other telecommunication traffic for like a decade now.
47_alpha_tango@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
This is exactly what I was thinking too.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
That’s a high number, Wang.
jcg@halubilo.social 1 year ago
And strangely that is NOT numberwang!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
IKR not even Wanganum, am I eventrying?
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It was the comma in your sentence which made me snort. That’s a very funny comma.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I was going for a Mitchell and Webb reference (youtu.be/0obMRztklqU), but I’m glad I dabbed into that comma comedy here.
maiskanzler@feddit.de 1 year ago
Now that’s a proper dataset for automated DM spam filtering!
LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
or surreptitiously retraining an image generation AI…
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Funny how we can all go, “Yes, this is a possible thing”.
NSA and gov’t have too much data on us withouy warrants and using 3rd party companies.
Great post OP!
kabobglance@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Ate the onion
SysWOW64@lemmy.world 1 year ago
theft of government property and classified materials
wait… what
sharun@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Interesting username
Sabata11792@kbin.social 1 year ago
We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hope you liked it.
r00ty@kbin.life 1 year ago
It's all a mistake. Someone was told to forward all dick pics to wang@nsa.gov. So, they did!
Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hot dog, not hot dog
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ilovegodette@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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teft@startrek.website 1 year ago
Don’t hate the player, hate the wang.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Nominative determinism
TheHottub@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She was gunna start Wang’s Dickpidia.com
NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The crazy fuck actually did it. They Must’ve seen that John Oliver episode where they did a man on the street segment about privacy and everyone was like “I got nothing to hide” until their private information was replaced in questions as “your dick pics” at which point everyone started questioning it all of a sudden.
Seytoux@lemmy.one 1 year ago
Unbelievable, Wang. Really reminded me of r/NominativeDeterminism
Hazdaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Somehow I am sure that certain groups will find a way to blame men for this sexual crime by this lady. Somehow.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Wangs wangs
LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For those that want the source and confirmation:
atocci@kbin.social 1 year ago
Thank you haha I was gonna say there's no way it works like that
4am@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Article by “Hasan”
Her first name is “Hillary”
Her last name is “Wang”
Obvious parody.
The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.