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Todayâs weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 17°C, max - 34°C. 95% chance of no rain
Sometimes I wonder how Gibson would be in the wild. Then I yell âbrushiesâ and she runs over to be brushed lol
You have yourself a posse!
People better not fuck with me đ€Ł
youâre their dad now
Iâm not ready for more than 1 cat lol
They love you!!
Must be because Iâm Egyptian lol
It looks like youâve got yourself a flock of kitties now
They can dazzle my enemies with their fluffiness lol
Biscuits complete!
I am giving a bag with one of each type of biscuit to my family, plus a tub full for my Mum and a tub for each of the two teams I am with at work. Plus a smaller container for me.
Thanks. Iâve just put on 5 kgs by looking.
Seriously. Bloody superb. And in this weather I wouldâve been swearing by now. Well done.
The air conditioner has done a great job in making sure I keep my cool.
How can you objectively evaluate the taste quality without a volunteer who is unbiased?
Ooh, like your wager stamp
Itâs the first time Iâve used it! I bought a Tefal Snackmaker years ago, which is like a jaffle iron with changeable plates. Itâs taken me this long to get around to actually making anything with these plates. They look pretty fancy though, I might have to try the chocolate version next.
I too would like to be part of the quality assurance / control team.
They look great!
Shit thatâs a lot of effort though!
Beautiful!
Ooh yum! Whatâs the one with jam in the middle?
I am so envious right now. They look amazing!
I just ate four for dessert đ
I am so drunk after todayâs work event. I just need to wall 600m home. I can do this
I can do this
The wall doesnât stand a chance you got this.
I did it bur nor sure if I cam do it tomorrow
Youâll be fine! Walling isnât too bad when youâre drunk lol
Just got in bed making weird sound slike waiiiiyaiayaiayo and eeeeeee
This reminds me of a story I was told about an Irishman whose nickname was Spiderman. From the way he walked home from the pub. So Spiderkitten?
I think there was some skittishness and zigzagging involved si maybe?! But kittens are cuter than spiders. I would rather be kitten
You go this!!! But also let us know when you achieve this!
I put key in door ad it open! Yay
Iâve been gifted the garlic dip.
Win win!
You went and got it?
Friend went and got me one on his way back home and one for himself.
This is like the potato gratin of this year.
Iâm unaccustomed to having no responsibilities. I pulled out the work laptop one more time earlier and then put it back.
After the period of unemployment, in which life was awful and I had no purpose, itâs strange to suddenly have âacceptableâ free time. Paid even!
/rant
Get accustomed to the words âclocked off nowâ. Ching ching.
Repeat after me: no free work for the employers actively screwing you over.
I feel sad about all the âfreeâ work I have given my employers over the years. Extra hours at start/end of day, working through breaks, taking after hours calls etc. It seemed unavoidable because, well, thatâs just workplace culture and if you donât want to be viewed badly or looked over for promotions you just had to do it. Especially when you are younger and bills need paying and youâre trying to make a future for yourself. But its really not right. If it were an hourly paid job, those hours would be paid. But in salary paid jobs employers can really screw you.
Cool. Got all my supplies for a super chill day at home. Fuck yeah!!!
WOOH! PARTY AT GIBSONS!
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Do we need to bring anything?
Just yourselves :)
arghghhghhg slept in lounge because weâre still separating cats, proved once again that I can sleep through anything by waking up to a giant pile of cat puke next to head. Strip the jacquards off couches to wash, figure hey I should flip the cushions anyway, vac cushions, flip cushions, see dustbunnies, start vacuuming and now Iâm fucking deep cleaning the loungeroom with a detour to deep clean the dyson because someone has been using it past the MAX FILL lineâŠ
Well now Iâm lunchbreaking with tzaziki, how you doing?
Yesterday I was having a micro nap on the couch. I was facing the wall. Woke up. Needed a pee. Put my dead legs down and there was an almighty squeal. The kid woke from the other couch. The man came running. Yeah I had stood on the little dog who was snoozing on the floor beside me. I donât think he has fully forgiven me.
My kid accidentally sat on the cat once, and the squeal he let out made me think heâd lost a finger. He had some nasty scratches on his legs (nowhere more sensitive, fortunately), but the cat made no noise at all
oh noooo and the worst part is theyâre so betrayed and you canât communicate to them it was an accident!
My wife just came back to the bed after a month apart cause we both been crook. her cat wouldnt sleep in the spare bed with her, but refused to sleep with me either. within 5 minutes of the wife laying down her cat was back strutting around the bed like it was hers all along.
yup, they do that.
Still at work for a couple of hours. Looking forward to getting some stuff at Bunnings on the way home, then fixing the shower
Iâm glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because theyâre not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldnât go there. I am giggling at everything right now and Iâm in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. Iâm not sure how Iâm meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe Iâll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.
Drink some water before you sleep. Your head and stomach will thank me tomorrow.
I paid for this last weekend when I had a terrible headache and cola-coloured pee after only a couple of drinks but nowhere near enough water, so I shall go forth and hydrate myself now, since sleep is not forthcoming - if I donât stumble into anything in my living room⊠I crave instant noodles as well, though.
Urgh bushfire sun
Oooo fam, it is warm out thereâŠ
Also, on a things that 54!t me #6273874 tangentâŠ
The lack of indicatorsâŠ
Is it broken? Iâm not a mind reader! Why the sudden brakes? Is it an emergency?!
Raaaawwwrrrrr!
Is there anything better then flopping on the couch and listening to tropical rain pour down and knowing all the chores and work are packed up at the other end of the country?
No. There is not (at least for this little black duck).
If you see me around, say hi
Yeah letâs come home, have a few drinks and install a double side mount pullout bin in the kitchen.
Thatâs done , but Iâm not supposed to feel violated afterwards.
Itâs been at 30° inside for the last like 3 hours. I just checked the weather, and apparently itâs 23° outside and has been for a while đ€Šââïž
I thought Iâd lost Miss Meow this afternoon, but she was just in my wardrobe snoozing on my socks. Escaping the baking chaos.
Just got told Iâm selected for moving into a new team and learning new responsibilities alrdy. Starting early next yr :)
Was given 7am start on NYE and 8am start on NYD. Good thing I donât have NYE plans! Last year I felt sorry for myself because I was alone and all my friends were out with their partners or overseas lol. Now I donât give a shit. Normalise not going out on NYE.
5 days left until the big day. Now that I have a choice, I donât think Iâm going to celebrate. I was considering buying a roast or a ham and doing something with it, but I donât think Iâm really even interested in that. It doesnât really make me sad or anything, but it doesnât bring me joy, so it just seems like a waste of time thing that I do to make other people happy
New Yearâs Iâve decided Iâll stay home. My entire life I wanted to see fireworks, but pre 2019 was complicated by loving in the country. 2019 I was too young, 2020 they replaced it with a â3 day food and wine tasting festivalâ, 2021 I got COVID and was too sick to go, 2022 and 2023 I finally saw them! But repetitive now I reckon. Iâll probably watch them on tv and might order in a midnight kebab or something for the same vibe
I somehow managed to pinch the skin of my little finger between the lever and body of the mixer tap so much that it bled. An injury I never knew was possible.
Something we noticed in NZ was beer sizes. We just wanted a six pack. There was Corona or Heineken. No. When in Rome and all that biz. There was 12 packs or 30 of kiwi beer. So we settled for a six pack of Speight cans. Cans were 440ml each. I donât do cans but they were the closest we could get. We spent so much time in the freezer humming and harring it was ridiculous. So many times the man picked up 12 and said âfuck itâ and I made him put it back because we had things to do the next day.
Sitting on the soccer oval in Queenstown, drinking beer and watching the planes and helicopters take off and land is a memory Iâll never forget.
DONE FOR THE YEAR!!! Running for the exit as we speak.
SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM! Well for 12 days at least =)
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Final home stretch.
Now stuck in a presentation that hasnât started on time.
Lunch to follow after which I hope to bugger off home as long as I donât get held back by anything.
The random $45.67 I got in my bank account yesterday was indeed from the ATO! Seems like a calculation was done that determined I paid that much too much towards my HECS which is now paid off
âFrom Youtube Sensation Mr Beast Comes AâŠâ Nope. Dont care. Not even a little bit. good luck with that netflix or Disney or whoever the fuck.
TheVoid is having an argument with the new mop. It is cute and ridiculous.
Iâm up. kitchen cleaning is well under way, then more clothes drying and folding, then look after the garden, vacuuming, take rubbish downstairs, clean up cat room, etc etc. then shopping
it never ends
so tired
will put off making xmas food to stop from pre-eating everything, best make everything on day before
house is fairly clean and tidy, which is good
omoikiri@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Ok our journal has been published which means I am officially done for the year now.
Mabel and I just baked some dog biscuits for her
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And Iâm gonna spend the rest of the day cleaning and reading âïž
Baku@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
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Congratulations!
omoikiri@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
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dumblederp@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Are we gonna get more biscuit photography?
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Your very own chefâs assistant!
omoikiri@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Sheâs not very good. She keeps barking for the peanut butter and sheâs gonna get the food health and safety department onto us with the way she keeps licking the work bench.
Lucky sheâs cute.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
What a good helper!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Congrats đ
What a beautiful pose!