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I am so drunk after today’s work event. I just need to wall 600m home. I can do this
Daily Discussion Thread: 🎊🥳🎉 Friday, 20 December, 2024
Submitted 1 day ago by Baku@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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just_kitten@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I can do this
The wall doesn’t stand a chance you got this.
just_kitten@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I did it bur nor sure if I cam do it tomorrow
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
You’ll be fine! Walling isn’t too bad when you’re drunk lol
just_kitten@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
Just got in bed making weird sound slike waiiiiyaiayaiayo and eeeeeee
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
This reminds me of a story I was told about an Irishman whose nickname was Spiderman. From the way he walked home from the pub. So Spiderkitten?
just_kitten@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I think there was some skittishness and zigzagging involved si maybe?! But kittens are cuter than spiders. I would rather be kitten
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
You go this!!! But also let us know when you achieve this!
just_kitten@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I put key in door ad it open! Yay
just_kitten@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I’m glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because they’re not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldn’t go there. I am giggling at everything right now and I’m in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. I’m not sure how I’m meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe I’ll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
Drink some water before you sleep. Your head and stomach will thank me tomorrow.
just_kitten@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
I paid for this last weekend when I had a terrible headache and cola-coloured pee after only a couple of drinks but nowhere near enough water, so I shall go forth and hydrate myself now, since sleep is not forthcoming - if I don’t stumble into anything in my living room… I crave instant noodles as well, though.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
Fucking Margarita and her sister Malibu.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I always side eye Malibu drinkers. It’s like suntan lotion.
just_kitten@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
Total bitches just ruining nights now I’m in that stupid state where I’m tired as hell but I can’t sleep either
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
Praying for you!
My dad plays those site inspection videos on YouTube on the TV and if I hear the word non-compliant again, I will explode.
just_kitten@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
Look at this. Just look at this mate. What a - what a joke mate, what do you call this? Where is the VBA? Where is the VBA??
I’m telling you guys this is just unbelievable. Unbelievable. What a shemozzle
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
good from far but far from good
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
just_kitten@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
Is that a GIANT JELLY ABOUT TO attack you are you safe?!!!
I don’t like this image right now but that may be because it looks like a giant evil jelly that will make me nauseous.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
Stunning photo!
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
Yeah good shot.
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 18 hours ago
That’s an amazing picture! More beach envy 😬
omoikiri@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Ok our journal has been published which means I am officially done for the year now.
Mabel and I just baked some dog biscuits for her
And I’m gonna spend the rest of the day cleaning and reading ✌️
dumblederp@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Are we gonna get more biscuit photography?
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Your very own chef’s assistant!
omoikiri@aussie.zone 1 day ago
She’s not very good. She keeps barking for the peanut butter and she’s gonna get the food health and safety department onto us with the way she keeps licking the work bench.
Lucky she’s cute.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 1 day ago
What a good helper!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Congrats 🎉
What a beautiful pose!
Duenan@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
I’ve been gifted the garlic dip.
Win win!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
You went and got it?
Duenan@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
Friend went and got me one on his way back home and one for himself.
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
This is like the potato gratin of this year.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I somehow managed to pinch the skin of my little finger between the lever and body of the mixer tap so much that it bled. An injury I never knew was possible.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
ow, 😘
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
I’m unaccustomed to having no responsibilities. I pulled out the work laptop one more time earlier and then put it back.
After the period of unemployment, in which life was awful and I had no purpose, it’s strange to suddenly have “acceptable” free time. Paid even!
/rant
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
Get accustomed to the words “clocked off now”. Ching ching.
TinyBreak@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
Repeat after me: no free work for the employers actively screwing you over.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
I feel sad about all the ‘free’ work I have given my employers over the years. Extra hours at start/end of day, working through breaks, taking after hours calls etc. It seemed unavoidable because, well, that’s just workplace culture and if you don’t want to be viewed badly or looked over for promotions you just had to do it. Especially when you are younger and bills need paying and you’re trying to make a future for yourself. But its really not right. If it were an hourly paid job, those hours would be paid. But in salary paid jobs employers can really screw you.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Biscuits complete!
I am giving a bag with one of each type of biscuit to my family, plus a tub full for my Mum and a tub for each of the two teams I am with at work. Plus a smaller container for me.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Thanks. I’ve just put on 5 kgs by looking.
Seriously. Bloody superb. And in this weather I would’ve been swearing by now. Well done.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
The air conditioner has done a great job in making sure I keep my cool.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
How can you objectively evaluate the taste quality without a volunteer who is unbiased?
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Ooh, like your wager stamp
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
It’s the first time I’ve used it! I bought a Tefal Snackmaker years ago, which is like a jaffle iron with changeable plates. It’s taken me this long to get around to actually making anything with these plates. They look pretty fancy though, I might have to try the chocolate version next.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I too would like to be part of the quality assurance / control team.
They look great!
Shit that’s a lot of effort though!
SituationCake@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Beautiful!
StudChud@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
If you see me around, say hi
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Yeah let’s come home, have a few drinks and install a double side mount pullout bin in the kitchen.
That’s done , but I’m not supposed to feel violated afterwards.
omoikiri@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Urgh bushfire sun
Baku@aussie.zone 1 day ago
It’s been at 30° inside for the last like 3 hours. I just checked the weather, and apparently it’s 23° outside and has been for a while 🤦♂️
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I thought I’d lost Miss Meow this afternoon, but she was just in my wardrobe snoozing on my socks. Escaping the baking chaos.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
so tired
will put off making xmas food to stop from pre-eating everything, best make everything on day before
house is fairly clean and tidy, which is good
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Just got told I’m selected for moving into a new team and learning new responsibilities alrdy. Starting early next yr :)
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Something we noticed in NZ was beer sizes. We just wanted a six pack. There was Corona or Heineken. No. When in Rome and all that biz. There was 12 packs or 30 of kiwi beer. So we settled for a six pack of Speight cans. Cans were 440ml each. I don’t do cans but they were the closest we could get. We spent so much time in the freezer humming and harring it was ridiculous. So many times the man picked up 12 and said “fuck it” and I made him put it back because we had things to do the next day.
Sitting on the soccer oval in Queenstown, drinking beer and watching the planes and helicopters take off and land is a memory I’ll never forget.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Cool. Got all my supplies for a super chill day at home. Fuck yeah!!!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
If you’re gen x and love good music then go here
Scroll down to Christchurch and press play. You’ll love it.
omoikiri@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
get yourself a dog that not only helps out in the kitchen but will also do the gardening for you
In addition, for the low, low price of some cheese, she will also dig you a big hole you didn’t ask for
mysticgreg@aussie.zone 1 day ago
DONE FOR THE YEAR!!! Running for the exit as we speak.
SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM! Well for 12 days at least =)
🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺
Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Oooo fam, it is warm out there…
Also, on a things that 54!t me #6273874 tangent…
The lack of indicators…
Is it broken? I’m not a mind reader! Why the sudden brakes? Is it an emergency?!
Raaaawwwrrrrr!
tone212_@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
Biscoff trifle made. Just need to add the whipped cream on top while I’ll do just before serving. I hope it’s going to be a hit. The biscoff cream called for the whole tub of spread and it tasted pretty good on my sampling.
Garlic butter for garlic bread made. The local Italian supermarket was out of the long ciabatta rolls I wanted to use for this, so need to go back earlier tomorrow to secure. The worker said ciabatta man delivers the goods at 9am tomorrow.
Clean up time then I’m hitting the beers to celebrate no more work for 2024! I’ve got some spiced rum which I used in the trifle, l’ll be sampling on its own tonight. Don’t think I’ve ever had it.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
If anyone is into super interesting heavy music, suss this out youtu.be/gx5EXltoduA
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 day ago
arghghhghhg slept in lounge because we’re still separating cats, proved once again that I can sleep through anything by waking up to a giant pile of cat puke next to head. Strip the jacquards off couches to wash, figure hey I should flip the cushions anyway, vac cushions, flip cushions, see dustbunnies, start vacuuming and now I’m fucking deep cleaning the loungeroom with a detour to deep clean the dyson because someone has been using it past the MAX FILL line…
Well now I’m lunchbreaking with tzaziki, how you doing?
dumblederp@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
Just drove home, I swear I could tell who was xmas drunk driving. 20k under on an 80k road, bad lane discipline, about 1/3 of the people on the road.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Is there anything better then flopping on the couch and listening to tropical rain pour down and knowing all the chores and work are packed up at the other end of the country?
No. There is not (at least for this little black duck).
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
I was just reading about bushfires, and I still don’t really get what the ignition source could be, besides humans and lightning. I’m assuming the heat lights up the fuel (tree debris) to its flashpoint?
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 18 hours ago
It’s almost midnight and I am hungry. To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
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Success!!!
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
Meanwhile Gibson:
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Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 20 hours ago
Sometimes I wonder how Gibson would be in the wild. Then I yell “brushies” and she runs over to be brushed lol
Eagle@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
You have yourself a posse!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
People better not fuck with me 🤣
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
you’re their dad now
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
I’m not ready for more than 1 cat lol
StudChud@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
They love you!!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
Must be because I’m Egyptian lol
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
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The whole family.
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 18 hours ago
It looks like you’ve got yourself a flock of kitties now
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 18 hours ago
They can dazzle my enemies with their fluffiness lol