Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

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  • KryptoSynth@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe wife will buy it for herself

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know a few guys like that. It sounds funny at first, but it can genuinely be a problem and negatively affect or kill relationships.

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  • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a friend with a legit footlong. He couldn’t get laid because women would see it and say, “that’s not going in me.”

    Fortunately, one of my other friends was a masochist, so they eventually got married.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am guessing one of these things where people think it’s awesome and has many advantages, but like everything else in life, it’s best to be near the middle of the bell curve, personally I am 197cm tall and that’s very much on the extreme end, I think that’s that taller than 99.6% of humans, I have to look out for not hitting my head, I don’t fit comfortably in the majority of cars, flying on a plane is a PITA as I have to look for specific seats, hell even something as simple as sitting comfortably on public transit is an issue. Buying clothes is a chore as I have to look for things that are designed with longer sleeves and pants sized for tall people. Just a minority of shoe selection is available as they mostly have EUR size 45 as the biggest and I wear 46/47.

      And I will probably die sooner than if I was like 10 cm shorter as my heart has to work harder.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Men don’t understand that a vagima is not a blck hole. There is an ending to it. Believe me, I am a woman, instead of worring about the size of your dick (something that most of the times only other men cares about) and start.improving your knowledge on womens bodies and different ways to pleasure her. Btw, penetrative sex is not always the best sex for women.

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  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to date a girl who told me that she had dated a guy with an XL dong. I have very standard equipment, and she said that it was great, as it was fine in all occasions, while the other sometimes created problems. I obviously chose to believe her :) That said, I think that the majority of penises falling within a certain range, is an evolutionary thing, making the average work well more times, thus enhancing the chance of offspring.

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• Hlodwig@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The cold kiss of the toilet bowl if you are not careful enough is thé worse.

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  • squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.

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    • zyratoxx@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.

      (And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.

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  • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or commonly named Poseidon’s touch.

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• treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s up with that glove though?

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  • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haven’t read the book yet, huh?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t have special furious-masturbation gloves?

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gardening while book shopping

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  • CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a goodwill donation. You don’t touch the incoming stuff with your bare hands.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ooh, is this another coloring book?

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  • yoshisaur@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    there’d be a LOT to color

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  • Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The free pen’is to color it in with cough

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why does it need to be a real book? Q dust cover, You can put on any book, when reading in public spaces would be better.

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• BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve read this book and it’s actually hilarious. Like intentionally. Highly recommend.

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• todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No joke, having a big dick has always seemed bad. Women really only seem to like it as a novelty, but otherwise report strong dissatisfaction with an oversized partner.

  Something like 7-8 inches is what most women consider ideal, with way more acceptance for smaller penises than large ones.

  I guess if you want to be a fuckboy or work in porn, a monster cock might be advantageous, but my understanding is that it’s awful if you want to provide long-term sexual satisfaction to a partner.

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  • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a thicker man in the higher end of the range given: women say that’s the ideal, but “girl inches” are a real thing

    Being rejected because you’re hurting someone no matter how careful you are is more mentally/emotionally damaging than people know, for both people

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a big dick, buddy.

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  • sploosh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have been blessed with what articles claim women say is the perfect dong. About 1 in 5 women have told me it was too large and uncomfortable while the rest have told me how much better bigger ones like mine are.

    Funny thing is guys stare WAY more in nude situations.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This book would be useless to me.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, not all of us have our massive schlongs figured out as well as you do, okay!?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hugh Penisi?
  I hardly know him.

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• SolarPunker@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dat tripede logo

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Since most guys don’t invest lots of time staring at other guy’s eject cocks, who’s to know. Why not allow your boyfriend to be thrilled thinking that he has an above average sized penis?

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