zyratoxx
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee
I’m just here for the funzies lul :D
- Comment on Sex!? 2 weeks ago:
There are people out there doing it in real life
Not me 😎
- Comment on Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband 2 weeks ago:
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 1 month ago:
Oh, I’ll definitely try that. Thanx for the advise! :3
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 1 month ago:
Ahh shit I’m not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn’t working :((
- Comment on Magic Mineral 2 months ago:
in German they say “Für ein strahlendes Lächeln” (for a radiant/beaming smile)
- Comment on Magic Mineral 2 months ago:
The irony is that production was stopped after Hiroshima and Nagasaki as nobody wanted to buy radioactive toothpaste any more. So the US which developed nukes against the Germans actually saved the Germans from radioactive poisoning by dropping said Nukes on Japan.
One could say it left a bitter taste in some German’s mouths. ^(I couldn’t resist)
- Comment on Magic Mineral 2 months ago:
At least you don’t have to worry about caries anymore 💀
- Comment on Magic Mineral 2 months ago:
Oh oh, I’ve got one too. It’s not containing Asbestos but Thorium.
“Doramad radioactive toothpaste”
“Creates natural freshness in your mouth!”
“Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended.”
“What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively.”
Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.
- Comment on Sony. What are you even doing right now? PS5 Pro Announcement 3 months ago:
True that, and Cloud Saves, Multiplayer and all these perks are free too
- Comment on Sony. What are you even doing right now? PS5 Pro Announcement 3 months ago:
Good call, you wouldn’t need the cooler. Wasn’t sure if the CPU comes packaged with one but apparently it does.
Tbh if I wanted to spend a bit more I personally would go for a 4TB HDD too instead of 2TB and maybe a 1TB M.2 NVMe SSD alongside the 32GB RAM
I made a build that would have included all of that alongside a Ryzen 7 5800X but that build would have been around 1000$ so quite a stretch from the 800$ mark.
(Tbh it would still fair better than the PS5 Pro if you were to purchase PS+ Essential for more than 3 years - with Extra and Premium it’s even worse and since PC games are usually cheaper the free games & discounts don’t really seal the deal for me)
- Comment on Sony. What are you even doing right now? PS5 Pro Announcement 3 months ago:
Ngl your comment made me look up what I could get for ab. $800
RTX 4060 302.15€
Ryzen 5 4500 67.45€
Decent AM4 mainboard 57.07€
Decent CPU air cooler 21.07€
Thermal paste 3.01€
16 GB DDR4 RAM 35.20€
Semi-Modular 600W PSU 75.07€
500GB M.2 NVMe SSD 34.58€
2TB HDD 35.20€
Case 85.61€
Wifi card 25.10€
PC building tutorial: free on YT or just follow the instructions of your case and mainboard…
Software not included so people can look up what Windows officially charges them for showing them ads
That makes 741.51€ or $817.57 for a pretty damn good custom pc… And it could be way less if you went for 2nd hand parts / better deals
I would rather build it myself than buying a cheap prebuilt one from a no name bc a friend of mine tried that and got scammed and realized way too late sadly
- Comment on Whoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their lives 3 months ago:
Yeah, I didn’t expect much more of this, and then a bunch of those bored Yahoo Tech Bros think Elon would really make a train :')
- Comment on Whoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their lives 3 months ago:
I just finished my internship at the Austrian Federal Railways “ÖBB” and they’re ordering a bunch of these Mireos which is why it struck me.
- Comment on Whoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their lives 3 months ago:
- Comment on Whoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their lives 3 months ago:
NO WAY! Did they just copy the Siemens Mireo and made it a double decker
It looks even more obvious in the German version of the site where the first picture is literally this one:
- Comment on Why 🤷♂️ do users 👨💻 dislike 👎 the use ✅ of emojis 😀 on Lemmy 🐭? 3 months ago:
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands 👏👏
- Comment on Why 🤷♂️ do users 👨💻 dislike 👎 the use ✅ of emojis 😀 on Lemmy 🐭? 3 months ago:
Hehe, that was the plan all along ;)
- Comment on Why 🤷♂️ do users 👨💻 dislike 👎 the use ✅ of emojis 😀 on Lemmy 🐭? 3 months ago:
I feel honored \(^-^)/
- Comment on Why 🤷♂️ do users 👨💻 dislike 👎 the use ✅ of emojis 😀 on Lemmy 🐭? 3 months ago:
One emoji is fine.
Two if you want to underline your reaction.
Three is the maximum allowed by the cringe police.
After three according to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale you belong to the Facebook boomer jail. Enjoy the nationalist/racist/sexist minion “memes”.
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 5 months ago:
True, I use those too ^^
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 5 months ago:
Lol, I always used it for “somehow” :')
- Comment on Do other languages have similar acronyms to 'tbh', 'imo', 'smh', etc? 5 months ago:
smh = iwie (irgendwie)
- Comment on Anon befriends a Japanese girl 5 months ago:
kinda unhinged, genshin player, and have suicidal thoughts ocasionally, cute tho
I don’t know anyone of the Genshin community who doesn’t fit that description :')
- Comment on He came with receipts 6 months ago:
gamblingprofessional investments withlikely Apartheidwell earned family money - Comment on Remembering the legend 6 months ago:
- unzips pants
- Comment on How does South Park get away with trashing identifiable people? Are they sued often? 8 months ago:
And Prince Harry & Meghan
- Comment on FF Evangelists 8 months ago:
I am urging you both to install the Firefox Waifu Theme :3
- Comment on Video games can boost creativity in young 8 months ago:
Too relatable :')
- Comment on Video games can boost creativity in young 8 months ago:
Imagine they’re playing CSGO and DOTA at the same time 🤯
- Comment on Video games can boost creativity in young 8 months ago:
Why is their game running on their second screen? And what are they doing on their primary one? Playing another game?
