I literally cannot come with a better punchline
What is this from?
Submitted 19 hours ago by NONE_dc@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I literally cannot come with a better punchline
What is this from?
Alt universe where MS went full fossy, the event focused on rolling release called “Open Windows”.
Their version of the Recall is called “Skylight” and is an extension of their full local AI “Peephole”, for which a lot of companies pay specific licencing fees of the input data it is trained on (depending on their needs & quality of selection).
Their search engine “Periscope” got some heat lately for giving users the option to display sponsored generic links.
OpenWindows is not that. OpenWindows is the best thing ever with OpenLook. I’d really want OpenLook for 64bit Intel
At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can’t quite articulate why. Maybe because it’s the default and I’ll hate Aptos eventually too.
Calibri isn’t strong enough in it’s convictions to be Helvetica. It can’t even offer a fight against the hard utilitarianism of Arial. It’s rounded corners and varying thickness show up terribly on anything but the highest resolution screens, where it still isn’t good, and it makes me feel the same way that CRT monitors did when I put my hand up to them. You know the feeling, that crusty, fuzzy, buzzy feeling that you swear you could taste.
A nasty font, it can absolutely go fuck itself.
Aptos kerning is trash in spreadsheets.
whenever someone holds their hands like that when giving a talk, they’re trying to feed you a plate of shit
You literally cannot come with a better punchline? I generally don’t kinkshame but that’s a strange one.
The most open os for us to snoop through your shit.
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Oral surgeons beg to differ
Anal surgeons also like to beg and to differ.
Anal surgeons
…that’s not a thing that exists… Right? RIGHT?!
* for Hackers
😆
The most open for malware
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Ugh, if most of my shit would actually run on Linux I would’ve switched years ago…