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And a healthy swig of bleach for good measure. Cheers!
Don’t worry, everyone! While we will ignore science and make sure you don’t have vaccines, you’ll have shrooms, rock crystals, and essential oils when bird flu finally hits.
Or I eat a dead bat and become patient zero for Ebola. It’s all good! - RFK Jr
The Democrats should create a shadow presidential cabinet where the health secretary gives science backed advice for people who are looking for it. It would be better to have a centralised political source rather than having everyone independently search Healthline
Healthline
WebMD
I’m surprised, with all the whale carcasses and roadkill bears, RFK Jr hasn’t already become patient zero for a pandemic.
127TB of data. That’s almost exactly 20 LTO-6 tapes. Good for 30 years when you’ll need to transfer them to something better.
It’ll cost you less than $300 and it’ll all fit into a shoebox.
Become an archivist. The future depends on it.
“Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway”
High latency though and particularly catastrophic if you get packet loss
It’ll cost you less than $300
Except for the multi-thousand-dollar drive.
Lto6 drives are more in the sub 500 realm now. Still pricey but far more affordable. Of course more modern lto… Yeah
Thoughts and prayers, America.
stem cells
Evangelicals: I think you’re getting ahead of yourself
I think we should take full advantage of this opportunity. Ok, here we go.
“Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is a baby murderer! He thinks people should be able to inject themselves with stem cells which are just another name for little bits of unborn baby! President Trump is appointing a pro-choice Democrat baby murderer to head up the FDA!!”
How am I doing so far?
Louder and without all that pesky grammar. More clap emojis and unhinged emotional language.
any weed for us peons!!!
Can’t wait for deregulation to result in a tech bro reinvesting his Facebook money into an Uber But For Psychedelics startup that incentivizes mixing 9% more sawdust into my shrooms to maximize yield
Time to dust off the ol’ snake oil dancing shoes!!
Waiting for someone to solve the problem by telling him about the dangerous food additive dihydrogen monoxide.
Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% mortality rate for every person that has ever consumed it.
Yeah, that is unfortunate. A broken clock is right twice a day though.
I predict he will be unseated within a year
He won't be confirmed
Don’t underestimate the nihilism of the Republican party.
Hope you’re right
Look people. This is life now. We could rise up and put all these motherfuckers out of our misery, but nobody is willing to handle business
The American public is too servile, and too busy tearing each other down, to do that.
Nutraceutical sounds like the most quack shit
Ah yes, vitamins, the secret cure-all that has been kept from us all those years without brainworms at the helm.
Honestly, Stem Cells becoming more available is cool. I don’t expect his christian overlords to allow it, but it’s a cool thought.
I just hope none of his other snake oils end up in products for the general population. If it just killed off willing idiots then womp womp, they get what they voted for, but public health risks are rarely so discriminatory.
One the one hand, yes, I expect there to be internal pushback on this one. On the other hand, the HHS Secretary reports directly to the least Christian man in America.
But the supreme authority in this case is the senate. If the Trump Admin steps too out of line the senate can remove the secretaries, federal judges, and/or the president themself with 60 votes, which would be as easy as 45 DNC, 2 IND, and 13 GOP.
In fact, Trump was forced into signing steel tariffs / sanctions against Russia when he initially refused to sign S.722 in 2017.
Seems like a lot of the sources on that debacle have been lost to the pile of Russia and Trump ties, but I remember it very clearly.
Yes, make psychedelics legal!
As much as I want psychedelics to be legal, I think putting RFK in charge of anything is far to high of a price to pay.
Sure, but the deed’s already done. At least may something good come out of it…
Day of the living brain dead.
They’re suppressing my ability to digest food?
These people are just so spectacularly unserious.
Soup@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Dude needs to take his Sméagol-sounding ass back to Middle Earth and leave science to those who hat the least have a rudimentary knowledge of it.