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Your stupid decal finally makes sense!

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll never not read those stickers as “Slut Life” because of the idiotic font they chose.

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    • hashferret@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’ve got shirts for this in Salt Lake City. They read “SL,UT”

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      • pythonoob@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Simply amazing. Especially so considering the demographics.

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol I thought this for years! I always thought it was a bold choice for a bumper sticker. I was like “Ya! You do you!” To be honest idk what they mean by salt life. Slut life I could wrap my head around. But salt? Do they harbor ambitions to become deckhands?

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    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That sounds way cooler too.

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    • KrapKake@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I really thought it was “slut life” for years until I thought surely not this many people right? So I searched online for slut life sticker and that’s when I learned it was salt and not slut.

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It has to be intentional

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  • SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I grew up on the water. Saw these stickers everywhere. Cool, we all go to the beach all the time, we live on an island.

    Then 7 years ago I moved to central PA. I see one of these stickers on cars here all the time. I’ve been making fun of it for years. I think they don’t know the river here is fresh water.

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    • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do you see people with the Unsalted decals as well? There are a ton of those here in Michigan, with the same font, and I’ve seen them in surrounding states as well. Maybe the areas on the border should get Brackish stickers lol

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I would almost put a “brackish” sticker in that font on my car. Almost.

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Minnesota, this is Salt Life.a snowplow spraying a salt mixture to help prevent icing on the roads.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Which season is this? Winter, Still Winter, or Road Construction?

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Found the southerner. You don’t salt roads during road construction season.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Could be any except for Mosquito.

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      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m gonna guess at… day after second false spring

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  • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As somebody not from the US of A… What is a “salt life decal” and who would or wouldn’t have one?

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Took me a long time to realize it wasn’t slut life.

      Image

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      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In Utah there’s plenty of people who unironically wear shirts with SL,UT on them.

        Bumper stickers as well

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    • InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll copy my response to the other person who was confused.

      In America, there’s a very popular car windshield decal sticker that people put on that says “Salt Life.” It specifically just means someone visited a popular beach vacation spot called Myrtle Beach, NC. The people who put it on tend to being almost exclusively sporty douchebags and suburban moms.

      That’s about it.

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      • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just to be precise, Myrtle Beach is in SC. I didn’t think the slut life stickers were exclusively from there though.

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      • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah so the German equivalent would be the Sylt sticker

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      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or Destin/Pensacola!

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    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m from west coast USA and I’ve also never heard of this.

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

    sALt LiFe

    They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I went to Myrtle Beach once. I was super stressed out from my job and I had a deep need to see the ocean and it was the closest spot from where I was in terms of driving where I could see ocean.

      What a shithole.

      I’m glad I stayed in a tent in the state park and I hate camping.

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      • Cadeillac@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        FlyingSquid

        deep need to see the ocean

        Checks out

        FlyingSquid

        in terms of driving

        Does not check out

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  • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t get it.

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    • InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m America, there’s a very popular car windshield decal sticker that people put on that says “Salt Life.” It specifically just means someone visited a popular beach vacation spot called Myrtle Beach, NC. The people who put it on tend to being almost exclusively douchebags and suburban moms.

      That’s about it.

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      • Xbeam@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not just Myrtle Beach. Those are in beach shops all over the gulf coast too.

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      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        sporty douchebags

        That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

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      • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?

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  • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Red states goin green!

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

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  • Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Op is retarded…it doesn’t rain salt water

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    • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude, it doesn’t.

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