I can remember the Yahoo chat rooms of the 90’s. It’s always been doods cybering lesbian sex with each other.
Anon pretends to be a girl online
Submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
bamfic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat
GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Scissor me xerces
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Scissor me timbers
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I can confirm it happened at least once in MSN too 😬
nutsack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
why would you do this to me david
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
The ones who kinda knew but kept doing it 🙈🙈💀💀
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There are no girls on the internet
fatalicus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and the children are FBI agents.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
On the internet, anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man. Anyone who claims to be a man is really a child. Anyone who claims to be a child is really an FBI agent.
10_0@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Girl is internet acronym for Guy In Real Life
elxeno@lemm.ee 8 months ago
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
Small headcanon:
Everyone online is a girl until proven otherwise
scutiger@lemmy.world 8 months ago
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
It’s funny because you can kind of tell based on the username. I’ll tell you right now, almost no guy is going to pick “Bb2” or “quackypeach” as their name
devilish666@lemmy.world 8 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Two dudes cybering lesbian porn at each other describes half the content of Literotica.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Eventually they’ll both think a little more deeply about why they “”“pretended”“” to be girls online. 👀
bamfic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Loneliness
MagicShel@programming.dev 8 months ago
Ever deliberately let yourself get catfished by an insta model just because they’ll listen to you and act interested in your life for a while?
Because I haven’t.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Name checks out
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Welcome to the internet
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Have a look around…
icetree@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
anything that brain of yours can think of can be found…
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
When I first read those lyrics, the energy I expected was not “manic carnival barker.”
Every single part of Inside turned out to hit harder than I expected.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Pretending to be a girl for free handouts in MMOs was peak metagaming.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 months ago
The tale as old as the internet.
arin@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Literally the first episode of Sword Art Online
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 months ago
You watched a very different SAO
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, when the villain switches everyone’s custom avatars to their irl bodies, one girl couple you saw in an earlier scene is revealed to both be dudes to both dude’s surprise. I think there’s another scene a few episodes later showing both dudes still hanging out with each other. Just background stuff.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Those guys scissored so hard they bought a Subaru together
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There is a bad bitch inside of all of us lowkey. But at least in RPGs I like to be a chick because I usually like the clothing options.
BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve always said, if you’re going to stare at someone’s ass for the next 200 hours…
InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Baldur’s gate made a whole lot of believers; every character in that game is hot as fuck, including the horned demon lady. Especially the horned demon lady.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
and for FPS being a bad bitch means you’ll have a smaller hit box 😅
HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I feel like there are so many dudes who’d fall in love if only both parties were women, and that’s beautiful…
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why is that beautiful? Sounds pretty obvious to me. If some of my dude friends were actually women, I’d love to be in a relationship with them. They’re cool dudes.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
All the straight boys you know have probably at some poiot been devastated to remember they are tecnnically not lesbians, because dick.
Allero@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Seriously though
The feminine (and, by extension, lesbian) is constantly portrayed in such a sweet and gentle way and masculine us always so rough that I can’t help but say “lesbian relationships to me, please”
And I’m a guy.
Where tf did we lose those cute gentle hetero relationships and representation? Okay there’s GFD, but barely anyone notices it and it’s strictly about women taking the lead and mostly sexual, which is only one side of the story.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I had someone tell me “He/Him Lesbians” were a thing recently and they weren’t referring to FTM Transguys either (Which I was relieved by as that would be a horribly offensive thing to call that crowd since a lesbian is a woman who exclusively is attracted to other women, and FTMs are NOT women.) Somedays I just don’t know if I’m getting too old and set in my ways or if the world has just lost the plot.
These days I just kinda “nod” at thing and go along with them even if I don’t agree or understand, within reason of course. (i’m not going to let anyone take fucking dieting advice from a breatharian)
nieceandtows@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Now kith
Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I’m just gonna leave this here in case it changes somebody’s life: medium.com/…/plight-of-the-transbian-4ab1a048b09b
yoissy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This was a sweet, wonderful read, thank you
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
I am a happily married guy with kids but I identified with Samuel in that story more than I ever would have guessed would have been possible. I have always been jealous of how easy it is for women to make friends and how tender their friendship are. I have never gotten along with macho guys and multiple times in my life people thought I was gay (I am only attracted to women, I just want tender friendships like women have with each other)…
BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
This is the meet cute for a bi rom com, right?
lol_idk@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Can someone explain why men do this? It takes me just a few messages to figure it out most of the time. What’s the motivation?
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
just to get items
also some minor mental illnesses but we don’t talk about that
shneancy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
honestly when i was a kid i always picked male characters (despite being afab) because “the clothes looked better”, fast forward a couple of years, i transitioned to male and i realised i used video games as my main escape from worsening gender dysphoria
nikaaa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I often play RPGs as a female character, as a means of stepping outside of myself and actually, you know, role-playing. But I seldom play online games, and do not try to convince anyone that I’m a woman irl.
Still, it’s interesting how people assume that because I’ve chosen to spend my game time watching a female avatar run about, I must be a woman. I’ve been in some sticky situations, but none thus far involving anyone claiming to be lesbian.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“If I’m gonna stare at an ass for hours it may as well be a hot one” is a reason I’ve heard.
The last descendant seems to be leaning hard on that demographic as well. The outfits are… Basically shovelware mobile game coomer shit.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, when I play an RPG and I create a character, I’m creating a whole character, not just a self-insert one. That character has a name, a backstory, a way of thinking, skills, experiences. When that character decides to join the Stormcloacks, it’s not because that’s what I would do. It’s what the character would do.
Some of those characters are women. Some are nonhuman. It’s a character, it’s not me.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
There are a few reasons I can think off:
- Trick people;
- Get items;
eggExperimenting the thought of not being your current gender.
But just like the anon described, it’s one of the first two.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 months ago
🥚
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 months ago
Fake: anon would not pretend to be gay just to get a girl
Gay: I don’t see how this story could possibly be any gayer
Zacryon@feddit.org 8 months ago
How did it end? Did they date then?
match@pawb.social 8 months ago
yes and they’re lesbians now
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 months ago
As we used to say, “MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls”.
Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.
zurohki@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Ah, the Internet. A place where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
50MYT@aussie.zone 8 months ago
And the moderators have beards. Women too
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
GIRL is also an acronym for Guy In Real Life.