I can remember the Yahoo chat rooms of the 90’s. It’s always been doods cybering lesbian sex with each other.
Anon pretends to be a girl online
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat
GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Scissor me xerces
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Scissor me timbers
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can confirm it happened at least once in MSN too 😬
nutsack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
why would you do this to me david
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The ones who kinda knew but kept doing it 🙈🙈💀💀
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There are no girls on the internet
fatalicus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and the children are FBI agents.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
On the internet, anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man. Anyone who claims to be a man is really a child. Anyone who claims to be a child is really an FBI agent.
10_0@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Girl is internet acronym for Guy In Real Life
elxeno@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
Small headcanon:
Everyone online is a girl until proven otherwise
scutiger@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
It’s funny because you can kind of tell based on the username. I’ll tell you right now, almost no guy is going to pick “Bb2” or “quackypeach” as their name
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Two dudes cybering lesbian porn at each other describes half the content of Literotica.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Eventually they’ll both think a little more deeply about why they “”“pretended”“” to be girls online. 👀
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Loneliness
MagicShel@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Ever deliberately let yourself get catfished by an insta model just because they’ll listen to you and act interested in your life for a while?
Because I haven’t.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Name checks out
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Welcome to the internet
arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Have a look around…
icetree@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
anything that brain of yours can think of can be found…
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
When I first read those lyrics, the energy I expected was not “manic carnival barker.”
Every single part of Inside turned out to hit harder than I expected.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 weeks ago
Pretending to be a girl for free handouts in MMOs was peak metagaming.
ValorieAF@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And then there’s us that pretended to be a girl in MMOs not for handouts, but because it turns out we’re trans
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
The tale as old as the internet.
arin@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Literally the first episode of Sword Art Online
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
You watched a very different SAO
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, when the villain switches everyone’s custom avatars to their irl bodies, one girl couple you saw in an earlier scene is revealed to both be dudes to both dude’s surprise. I think there’s another scene a few episodes later showing both dudes still hanging out with each other. Just background stuff.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Those guys scissored so hard they bought a Subaru together
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There is a bad bitch inside of all of us lowkey. But at least in RPGs I like to be a chick because I usually like the clothing options.
BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve always said, if you’re going to stare at someone’s ass for the next 200 hours…
InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Baldur’s gate made a whole lot of believers; every character in that game is hot as fuck, including the horned demon lady. Especially the horned demon lady.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
and for FPS being a bad bitch means you’ll have a smaller hit box 😅
HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I feel like there are so many dudes who’d fall in love if only both parties were women, and that’s beautiful…
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why is that beautiful? Sounds pretty obvious to me. If some of my dude friends were actually women, I’d love to be in a relationship with them. They’re cool dudes.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
All the straight boys you know have probably at some poiot been devastated to remember they are tecnnically not lesbians, because dick.
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Seriously though
The feminine (and, by extension, lesbian) is constantly portrayed in such a sweet and gentle way and masculine us always so rough that I can’t help but say “lesbian relationships to me, please”
And I’m a guy.
Where tf did we lose those cute gentle hetero relationships and representation? Okay there’s GFD, but barely anyone notices it and it’s strictly about women taking the lead and mostly sexual, which is only one side of the story.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I had someone tell me “He/Him Lesbians” were a thing recently and they weren’t referring to FTM Transguys either (Which I was relieved by as that would be a horribly offensive thing to call that crowd since a lesbian is a woman who exclusively is attracted to other women, and FTMs are NOT women.) Somedays I just don’t know if I’m getting too old and set in my ways or if the world has just lost the plot.
These days I just kinda “nod” at thing and go along with them even if I don’t agree or understand, within reason of course. (i’m not going to let anyone take fucking dieting advice from a breatharian)
nieceandtows@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now kith
Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m just gonna leave this here in case it changes somebody’s life: medium.com/…/plight-of-the-transbian-4ab1a048b09b
yoissy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This was a sweet, wonderful read, thank you
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I am a happily married guy with kids but I identified with Samuel in that story more than I ever would have guessed would have been possible. I have always been jealous of how easy it is for women to make friends and how tender their friendship are. I have never gotten along with macho guys and multiple times in my life people thought I was gay (I am only attracted to women, I just want tender friendships like women have with each other)…
BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
This is the meet cute for a bi rom com, right?
lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Can someone explain why men do this? It takes me just a few messages to figure it out most of the time. What’s the motivation?
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
just to get items
also some minor mental illnesses but we don’t talk about that
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
honestly when i was a kid i always picked male characters (despite being afab) because “the clothes looked better”, fast forward a couple of years, i transitioned to male and i realised i used video games as my main escape from worsening gender dysphoria
nikaaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I often play RPGs as a female character, as a means of stepping outside of myself and actually, you know, role-playing. But I seldom play online games, and do not try to convince anyone that I’m a woman irl.
Still, it’s interesting how people assume that because I’ve chosen to spend my game time watching a female avatar run about, I must be a woman. I’ve been in some sticky situations, but none thus far involving anyone claiming to be lesbian.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“If I’m gonna stare at an ass for hours it may as well be a hot one” is a reason I’ve heard.
The last descendant seems to be leaning hard on that demographic as well. The outfits are… Basically shovelware mobile game coomer shit.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, when I play an RPG and I create a character, I’m creating a whole character, not just a self-insert one. That character has a name, a backstory, a way of thinking, skills, experiences. When that character decides to join the Stormcloacks, it’s not because that’s what I would do. It’s what the character would do.
Some of those characters are women. Some are nonhuman. It’s a character, it’s not me.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 weeks ago
There are a few reasons I can think off:
- Trick people;
- Get items;
eggExperimenting the thought of not being your current gender.
But just like the anon described, it’s one of the first two.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
🥚
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Fake: anon would not pretend to be gay just to get a girl
Gay: I don’t see how this story could possibly be any gayer
Zacryon@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
How did it end? Did they date then?
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
yes and they’re lesbians now
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
As we used to say, “MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls”.
Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.
zurohki@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Ah, the Internet. A place where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
50MYT@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
And the moderators have beards. Women too
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GIRL is also an acronym for Guy In Real Life.