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Anon pretends to be a girl online

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As we used to say, “MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls”.

    Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.

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    • zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, the Internet. A place where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

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      • 50MYT@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And the moderators have beards. Women too

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      GIRL is also an acronym for Guy In Real Life.

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  • seathru@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can remember the Yahoo chat rooms of the 90’s. It’s always been doods cybering lesbian sex with each other.

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    • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I put on my robe and wizard hat

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Scissor me xerces

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      • CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Scissor me timbers

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I can confirm it happened at least once in MSN too 😬

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      • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        why would you do this to me david

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The ones who kinda knew but kept doing it 🙈🙈💀💀

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  • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are no girls on the internet

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    • fatalicus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and the children are FBI agents.

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      • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We’ve always been trans-inclusive.

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      • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        On the internet, anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man. Anyone who claims to be a man is really a child. Anyone who claims to be a child is really an FBI agent.

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    • 10_0@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Girl is internet acronym for Guy In Real Life

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      • elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Expected this to be higher on urban dictionary, it’s on the end of 2nd page.

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      Small headcanon:

      Everyone online is a girl until proven otherwise

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      • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s funny because you can kind of tell based on the username. I’ll tell you right now, almost no guy is going to pick “Bb2” or “quackypeach” as their name

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Two dudes cybering lesbian porn at each other describes half the content of Literotica.

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eventually they’ll both think a little more deeply about why they “”“pretended”“” to be girls online. 👀

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    • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Loneliness

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      • MagicShel@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ever deliberately let yourself get catfished by an insta model just because they’ll listen to you and act interested in your life for a while?

        Because I haven’t.

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      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m sure that’s all it is. 😉

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    • qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a reason transbian is a word

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Any transbian places to recommend?

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Name checks out

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Welcome to the internet

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    • arandomthought@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have a look around…

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      • icetree@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        anything that brain of yours can think of can be found…

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When I first read those lyrics, the energy I expected was not “manic carnival barker.”

      Every single part of Inside turned out to hit harder than I expected.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pretending to be a girl for free handouts in MMOs was peak metagaming.

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The tale as old as the internet.

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  • arin@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Literally the first episode of Sword Art Online

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You watched a very different SAO

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No, when the villain switches everyone’s custom avatars to their irl bodies, one girl couple you saw in an earlier scene is revealed to both be dudes to both dude’s surprise. I think there’s another scene a few episodes later showing both dudes still hanging out with each other. Just background stuff.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those guys scissored so hard they bought a Subaru together

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  • Suavevillain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is a bad bitch inside of all of us lowkey. But at least in RPGs I like to be a chick because I usually like the clothing options.

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    • BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve always said, if you’re going to stare at someone’s ass for the next 200 hours…

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      • InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Baldur’s gate made a whole lot of believers; every character in that game is hot as fuck, including the horned demon lady. Especially the horned demon lady.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      and for FPS being a bad bitch means you’ll have a smaller hit box 😅

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like there are so many dudes who’d fall in love if only both parties were women, and that’s beautiful…

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why is that beautiful? Sounds pretty obvious to me. If some of my dude friends were actually women, I’d love to be in a relationship with them. They’re cool dudes.

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    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All the straight boys you know have probably at some poiot been devastated to remember they are tecnnically not lesbians, because dick.

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Seriously though

        The feminine (and, by extension, lesbian) is constantly portrayed in such a sweet and gentle way and masculine us always so rough that I can’t help but say “lesbian relationships to me, please”

        And I’m a guy.

        Where tf did we lose those cute gentle hetero relationships and representation? Okay there’s GFD, but barely anyone notices it and it’s strictly about women taking the lead and mostly sexual, which is only one side of the story.

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      • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I had someone tell me “He/Him Lesbians” were a thing recently and they weren’t referring to FTM Transguys either (Which I was relieved by as that would be a horribly offensive thing to call that crowd since a lesbian is a woman who exclusively is attracted to other women, and FTMs are NOT women.) Somedays I just don’t know if I’m getting too old and set in my ways or if the world has just lost the plot.

        These days I just kinda “nod” at thing and go along with them even if I don’t agree or understand, within reason of course. (i’m not going to let anyone take fucking dieting advice from a breatharian)

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  • nieceandtows@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now kith

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  • Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m just gonna leave this here in case it changes somebody’s life: medium.com/…/plight-of-the-transbian-4ab1a048b09b

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    • yoissy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This was a sweet, wonderful read, thank you

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      • Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I am a happily married guy with kids but I identified with Samuel in that story more than I ever would have guessed would have been possible. I have always been jealous of how easy it is for women to make friends and how tender their friendship are. I have never gotten along with macho guys and multiple times in my life people thought I was gay (I am only attracted to women, I just want tender friendships like women have with each other)…

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      farside.link/…/plight-of-the-transbian-4ab1a048b0…

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  • BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is the meet cute for a bi rom com, right?

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  • lol_idk@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can someone explain why men do this? It takes me just a few messages to figure it out most of the time. What’s the motivation?

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      just to get items

      also some minor mental illnesses but we don’t talk about that

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        honestly when i was a kid i always picked male characters (despite being afab) because “the clothes looked better”, fast forward a couple of years, i transitioned to male and i realised i used video games as my main escape from worsening gender dysphoria

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      • nikaaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        also some minor mental illnesses

        I don’t like to call it “mental illnesses” because it makes it look like it’s a feature/bug of the person; however, it is a feature/bug of society:

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    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I often play RPGs as a female character, as a means of stepping outside of myself and actually, you know, role-playing. But I seldom play online games, and do not try to convince anyone that I’m a woman irl.

      Still, it’s interesting how people assume that because I’ve chosen to spend my game time watching a female avatar run about, I must be a woman. I’ve been in some sticky situations, but none thus far involving anyone claiming to be lesbian.

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “If I’m gonna stare at an ass for hours it may as well be a hot one” is a reason I’ve heard.

        The last descendant seems to be leaning hard on that demographic as well. The outfits are… Basically shovelware mobile game coomer shit.

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      • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        how sticky are we talking about

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      • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, when I play an RPG and I create a character, I’m creating a whole character, not just a self-insert one. That character has a name, a backstory, a way of thinking, skills, experiences. When that character decides to join the Stormcloacks, it’s not because that’s what I would do. It’s what the character would do.

        Some of those characters are women. Some are nonhuman. It’s a character, it’s not me.

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are a few reasons I can think off:

      1. Trick people;
      2. Get items;
      3. egg Experimenting the thought of not being your current gender.

      But just like the anon described, it’s one of the first two.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🥚

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  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fake: anon would not pretend to be gay just to get a girl

    Gay: I don’t see how this story could possibly be any gayer

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  • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How did it end? Did they date then?

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yes and they’re lesbians now

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