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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would have cost you zero money not to post this

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • errer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Almost as cursed as my meme

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      • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, not even close

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    • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny

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      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

        The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

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  • nieceandtows@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the actual fuck

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • SeekPie@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Too many pixels, still too readable.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but is it better than fromunda cheese?

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    • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait what’s fromunda cheese?

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.

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      • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In aint called dick cheese for nothing.
    Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

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  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test

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    • dessimbelackis@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.

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  • Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not the point exactly, by that’s not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

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    • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oppenheimer is that you?

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  • RelativeArea0@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

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    • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, don’t serve segma on a cheese board.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself. 😜

    Smeg on toast!

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  • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean… you don’t know what I like, random Internet image!

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought it was a Smeg’ma’ ballz, and i found is quite literally smeg’ma’ballz

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  • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After learning that there are guys out there that don’t clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smegma, des schmeckt’ma.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fromage á la bite!

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Non, ça se dit : fromage de bite

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Excusez moi, c’est comme la bite-ude pour moi.

        ^me trying my best at a French pun

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s true though, way too gamey.

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  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Source www.facebook.com/…/855896729967703/?mibextid=rS40…

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  • Boggy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.

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  • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, duh! That’s a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in you “smoothie.”

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