I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I’m crying rn. Make it stop make it stop
What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
Submitted 1 month ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.
buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Op washed his balls with that spaghetti
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuckin lol
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
You can’t post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
At least he’s already met her parents.
LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hope this is the commercial I hope it is
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pretty much, lmfao
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is different from the one I remember.
roboto@feddit.org 1 month ago
I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There’s nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.
Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen
roboto@feddit.org 1 month ago
Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.
Not a Sprunk guy eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Admit it, you just want to fuck your sister.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just wish I had a sister. I’m so tired of being gay incest with my brothers
Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
A Dutch joke?
(keurig = neat, decent, proper)
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man I really wish I was smart enough to have thought of that beforehand. Uhh, yes!
Is that actually true? Because that’s a great accidental joke.
Banichan@dormi.zone 1 month ago
Folgers is garbage 😂
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Judging by the state of the kitchen, he likes garbage.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like is a strong word. Assembles might be better.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like it’s right where we belong, then :'-)
Hildegarde@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.
superkret@feddit.org 1 month ago
I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I also have fond memories of my grandma’s coffee grinder. It’s a shame neither my grandma nor the grinder are around anymore. Treasure it!
gac11@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Triplets. I hate coffee. Its vile and disgusting.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dark roasted for me, but freshly grinded and brewed with a Moccamaster, the best filter coffee machine in the world. I prefer Corazon beans. Plain and simple, black filter coffee, but made with perfection from amazing beans.
Hildegarde@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Corazon are arabica 🤮
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Brother and/or sister, you do you. I’m sure it’s delicious, but I don’t even like to retie my shoes, lmao
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Neil Cicierega is amazing
CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Man you really got me, til I saw this shitpost community. Still make mine with a percolator or espresso lavazza bean is good
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve never tried a percolator, but I hear mixed reviews. Probably because I hear things from both hipsters and hobos.
CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
it is hit or miss, depends if you like a strong cup. Also takes a few tries to get the water to grounds ratio until it makes one you like. Or if it doesn’t auto stop you gotta keep an eye on how dark it gets
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My favorite is Cafe Special flavor of Community. I’ve tried other brands and they just don’t hit the same.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Never heard of Community. I’m gonna look em up.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Death Wish is my favorite, but I almost never have it.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bronson is an amazing actor. Great choice 👍
Trilobite@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I have a grinder and get the Costco brand French roast beans they are good
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think I even have a Costco nearby. Probably the closest thing is a Sam’s Club about 40 miles away.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 month ago
More importantly, do you have a fucking dumpster near your house?
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 month ago
Dude, tidy up
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m almost certain this is rage bait. T kcup, the folgers, the food… Ya
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wouldn’t call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li’l post. I’ve gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 month ago
Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bro it’s totally ai generated I swear bro
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Clean your fucking sink.
Potatisen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this a workshop kitchen or something?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.