I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I’m crying rn. Make it stop make it stop
What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
Submitted 9 months ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.
buttfarts@lemy.lol 9 months ago
Op washed his balls with that spaghetti
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuckin lol
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 9 months ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 months ago
You can’t post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
At least he’s already met her parents.
LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I hope this is the commercial I hope it is
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Pretty much, lmfao
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is different from the one I remember.
roboto@feddit.org 9 months ago
I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There’s nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.
Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen
roboto@feddit.org 9 months ago
Yeah that’s freedom baby! Like I imagine everyone in the USA to start their day.
Not a Sprunk guy eh? Maybe Pißwasser is for you: https://youtu.be/lxpQWWBx0HU. One of our finest products. Export only.
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Admit it, you just want to fuck your sister.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I just wish I had a sister. I’m so tired of being gay incest with my brothers
Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 9 months ago
A Dutch joke?
(keurig = neat, decent, proper)
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Man I really wish I was smart enough to have thought of that beforehand. Uhh, yes!
Is that actually true? Because that’s a great accidental joke.
Banichan@dormi.zone 9 months ago
Folgers is garbage 😂
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Judging by the state of the kitchen, he likes garbage.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Like is a strong word. Assembles might be better.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Looks like it’s right where we belong, then :'-)
Hildegarde@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.
superkret@feddit.org 9 months ago
I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I also have fond memories of my grandma’s coffee grinder. It’s a shame neither my grandma nor the grinder are around anymore. Treasure it!
gac11@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins
bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Triplets. I hate coffee. Its vile and disgusting.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Dark roasted for me, but freshly grinded and brewed with a Moccamaster, the best filter coffee machine in the world. I prefer Corazon beans. Plain and simple, black filter coffee, but made with perfection from amazing beans.
Hildegarde@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Corazon are arabica 🤮
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Brother and/or sister, you do you. I’m sure it’s delicious, but I don’t even like to retie my shoes, lmao
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 months ago
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Neil Cicierega is amazing
CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Man you really got me, til I saw this shitpost community. Still make mine with a percolator or espresso lavazza bean is good
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ve never tried a percolator, but I hear mixed reviews. Probably because I hear things from both hipsters and hobos.
CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
it is hit or miss, depends if you like a strong cup. Also takes a few tries to get the water to grounds ratio until it makes one you like. Or if it doesn’t auto stop you gotta keep an eye on how dark it gets
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My favorite is Cafe Special flavor of Community. I’ve tried other brands and they just don’t hit the same.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Never heard of Community. I’m gonna look em up.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Death Wish is my favorite, but I almost never have it.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Bronson is an amazing actor. Great choice 👍
Trilobite@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I have a grinder and get the Costco brand French roast beans they are good
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t think I even have a Costco nearby. Probably the closest thing is a Sam’s Club about 40 miles away.
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 months ago
More importantly, do you have a fucking dumpster near your house?
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 months ago
Dude, tidy up
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m almost certain this is rage bait. T kcup, the folgers, the food… Ya
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I wouldn’t call it ragebait, per se; just a cheeky li’l post. I’ve gotten a couple of decent conversations out of it so far, actually. Feel free to check the comments, or choose your own topic :-D
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 months ago
Oh well, I fell for it. Still not nice to look at at xd
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Bro it’s totally ai generated I swear bro
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m joking about the ai thing, but I did stage the photo, for the record. (I noticed the milk after and have since wiped it up.)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Clean your fucking sink.
Potatisen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Is this a workshop kitchen or something?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I know, looking at this picture makes me uncomfortable.