Dinosaurs -> chickens
Chickens -> pulverized chicken paste
Pulverized chicken paste -> dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Submitted 3 months ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Dinosaurs -> chickens
Chickens -> pulverized chicken paste
Pulverized chicken paste -> dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Dinosaurs = Chickens
Therefore dinosaur shaped dinosaur nuggets
I don’t think we have the technology yey to create dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. The ones I have seen usually are shaped like nondescript blobs.
It is possible, but it’s wasteful and expensive.
Actually, it’s mostly plancton. And trees.
Let’s make microplancton plastic toys.
Wait. What about microplastics in the oceans ?
They will become new oil in a million years.
Since we are all full of microplastics, does that mean we are part dinosaur?
We are full of stars
Plastic is almost entirely made from plants much older then dinosaurs, but if you ate a chicken on the other hand…
Does mechanically separated chicken count?
I’d say no, because the microplastics aren’t really a part of it DNA. But that’s just my definition.
I think we could say that we all have dinosaurs inside us, just like our pesky skeletons.
But aren’t like 50% of cells in your body bacteria? I’d say those are considered part of you. But I get what you are saying.
Does it need to be part of your DNA?
If I weigh 99 Kg, and I eat 1 Kg of ravioli, I am 1% ravioli.
The circle of life is really about the CO~2~ e make along the way
I thought this was a guide to the game “Workers and Resources: Society Republic”
I must be playing it too much…
I just picked that up in the summer sale! Looking forward to playing it.
It’s way too addicting… But oh so good
dinosaur necromancy
Following the flow chart I came to the conclusion that plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs.
This meme never gets old
Ah yes, triceratops and T-Rex.
Why not the iPad? It’s as far time wise to the Rex as the Rex is to the tops.
Are you confusing Triceratops with Stegosaurus? Triceratops and T. Rex both lived in the late Cretaceous.
Totally. I’m no Expertosaurus on this, I’d consider myself more a… Nooboraptor.
And yet, a sense of the true self exists in the false self.
Life is short, but an idea is forever.
Stage Three: The sign marks the absence of basic reality. The image calls into question what the reality is and if it even exists.
And thus Philosoraptor is born
Where’s my steggo?
I am under the impression that’s coal.
Oil is from sea life. Though I did read that in the 80s so entirely possible its nonsense.
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Ackchually, oil is mostly from plant matter.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 months ago
TIL
tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 3 months ago
A more entertaining source:
what-if.xkcd.com/101/
essell@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I am under the impression that’s coal.
Oil is from sea life. Though I did read that in the 80s so entirely possible its nonsense.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Yes and no. They’re both hydrocarbons.
Coal is organic matter from dry land, so typically plants.
Oil is from organic matter that fell to the ocean floor, so microbial life, algae and the like.
But both are from and end up as the same types of organic molecules. Carbon and hydrogen.
grandkaiser@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Nah, coal is plant matter too.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I guess algae and bacteria are close to plants.
Akareth@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And non-plants like algae and bacteria.