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What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LodeMike@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Says the guy with “Cum” in his name.

      And I said wildest in the title.

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      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

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    • wunami@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

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    • Plum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

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      • nothing@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        …Or guilty enough

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

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    • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have 80,000 submissions for you

    Image

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    • clearedtoland@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Udder titstorm

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “a trip down mammary lane” 😂😂😂 good lord

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hm

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      M&Ms

      United States

      Military History the United States during World War II

      Adolf Hitler

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      • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can go straight from M&M’s [history] -> World War Two [infobox] -> Adolf Hitler

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      • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I got Spartathlon from random:

        Royal Air Force

        Hitler

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    (not the craziest, but could only find this one)

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am actually kind of bummed that nobody’s answering the question :(

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol. Cuba?

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      • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What did you just call me‽

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      • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I love Wikipedia

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    • SwordInStone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m bummer almost no-one (including you) is posting links

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    • proctonaut@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Happy Cake Day!

        Still bummed.

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  • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake.

    www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/…/ibkodgg/

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  • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly

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    • authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      is that the bird http one?

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      • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        IP over avian carriers, yes

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is it number 1 though

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reverse chronological order?

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

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    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

    The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:

    Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness

    Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate

    Is it “Into” or “into”? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, “Forty thousand words of debate”, before suggesting the “compromise” solution of “~~ StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs ~~”. Here’s what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that’s over three months before the film’s opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.

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  • orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone got a link to this?

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Boom

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      • MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I hope your butter is always too cold to spread

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One time I wrote a program that would convert a wikipedia article into plain text then run that through the say command in mac os terminal.

    For a while I’d put my computer to reading me a wikipedia article to fall asleep to. Or maybe I was trying to learn subconsciously through sleep or something, can’t remember.

    But what I do remember is that listening to the article on The Fermi Paradox, read to me by a robot voice, seemed kind of theatrical and badass, just how it reads.

    This was like 15 years ago so I don’t know if the article still reads badass.

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