Submitted 1 year ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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you laugh until your STEM-only software engineer tries to write marketing copy, he circumnavigated the marketing department and sent the ads at a conference straight to the contact without getting it approved.
I can’t post the text as it’ll dox me but here’s an approximation, about running, but instead imagine it’s a software product
#NO RUNNING
or exercise
^just ^running ^ability ^improvement
Yeah I made the mistake of learning to write well in high school then majoring in engineering and being good at it. Unfortunately that meant I was the designated person in group projects for both doing the thing and writing it up
No one needs marketing copy.
yeah but we all, unfortunately, need jobs, and jobs are at companies, and companies make money from sales, sales happen on a market, and you need marketing so people know it exists.
Circumnavigated? Like, sent it around to everyone in marketing, one after another?
That…doesn’t make much sense in the context you provided. Autocorrupt strikes again?
navigated around, to mean avoid, definition 2 here: www.merriam-webster.com/…/circumnavigate
Also ruining children’s love for books by making them read a “classic”.
That’s often the state curriculum. Don’t hate the player hate the game baby
Some classics are good enough to read. The problem is in forcing kids to try to do in-depth analysis. Charles Dickens isn’t all that bad to read, until you are squinting at every third word and wondering if this could mean something in the context of the whole book and just maybe you can write about it well enough in your stupid journal that you really want a B in so your parents don’t whip you with the belt again.
You mean ‘Great Expectations’? The most fucking boring book ever written in thebhistory of mankind?
I disagree and offer Old Man and the Sea.
I get it, there’s a bunch of symbolism and blah blah blah… I could sum the book up in a sentence and not miss much.
The Glass Menagerie. Introduction of sad, boring characters. Nothing happens. The end.
I’m talking about Touching Spirit Bear (a book that contains two chapters worth of graphic descriptions of a boy, having been mauled by a bear and barely staying alive, doing things like cramming a live mouse into his gullet to survive). I’m talking about The Jungle (a book my brain has blocked out most of which involves a lot of main character deaths, committing horrific sins just to survive and then not surviving anyway, and a general endless barrage of “so there’s this guy, right, and his life sucks. I mean, it sucks. His wife just died, he watched his coworker get chopped to bits, his boss is raping his sister and if he speaks up about it he’ll be fired and they’ll both starve, everybody has shunned him, oh his life might be looking up never mind he just got outed as a fraud, suffice it to say, his life SUCKS. Also communism is good.”) I’m talking about Fahrenheit 451. I’m talking about Lord of the Flies. I’m talking about books that make kids hate reading.
Why can’t we read Discworld instead?
This resonates. I had 3 English teachers from 3rd to 6th grade that were replaced by either long term subs, which was decent, or a rotating cast of clowns that shouldn’t have been around children.
Yeah you either luck out and get great ones, or it’s a job equivalent of adult daycare
can’t relate, all of my English teachers have been male and they have almost without fail been insane
As a former English teacher, I can say that I have made some rash decisions in my life
Good for them
I always thought my English teachers were really insightful… then I realized most of the insight was from the teacher’s guide :/.
Man, I taught English for 6 years… It was year 6 when I found out there were teacher guides.
I had spent the whole time actually making curriculum. No wonder I burned out
My favorite English teacher quit teaching altogether when she got pregnant, and her husband was my Spanish teacher who left to take a principal position at my school’s rival school 1 town over.
Que embarazo
Damn, did you also have that stupid video where the teacher is trying to explain the joke of one dude trying to say embarrassed but instead says pregnant all while I’m just trying to not fail the class?
I had exactly two English teachers who were good, which was all I needed.
One when I was young, taught me how to communicate and understand complex ideas properly.
Another my first year of college, who taught me that deeper meanings and subtleties in fiction wasn’t entirely bullshit. Surprisingly, she did this by making us read Frankenstein and watch Blade Runner.
Everything in the middle though…woof. Learning to write academic papers has no value unless you’re an academic, and the other 10 literature courses I took all just made me hate reading, even the year where we just read my 4 favorite books.
this is wildly out of pocket, english teachers are CATCHING HANDS right now, jesus.
English mother fucka, do you speak it!
Hey, getting pregnant is hard work
Maybe for you bitch.
Reminds me of that psycho english teacher i had .
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My 7th grade English teacher changed me. Hope you’re still busting balls and wearing outlandishly chunky necklaces, Mrs Locke.
Granted she only managed to change me from an idiot kid into an idiot who wanted to be smart, but it was a start.
Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, English was always a fucking pain. As an adult though I wish I remembered the parts of speech and how to structure English documents well. A huge part of my job in tech is explaining things in English text.
Rpmkp@kbin.social 1 year ago
@Chocrates url
Product Manager? Or Tech Writer?
@nifty @Gradually_Adjusting
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In high school an English teacher helped start me on the path to wind up here by making us learn about McCarthyism and making me do a report on the Vietnam war (everyone had a 20th century event to report on). The whole incident left me more open minded towards left wing anti authoritarianism
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wish there were more like that, who have you engage with topics and reach your own conclusions
Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 1 year ago
My 6th grade English teacher Mrs Cash was the hottest teacher in the school. She’d sit in a boys lap and then ask them to come to the board to answer a problem.
Later it came out publicly that much of the school administration and teachers, city council, and some of the religious leaders were involved in a swinger ring. Small towns get down.
#CashWasCash