My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.
Pick!
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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saltesc@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.
esc27@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Probably turns you into Shrek
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
yellow :3
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
:3
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Well by that username we all know what you picked :3
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that.
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Well obviously not then. But one would be enough to gaslight my friends.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Would only serve to further shock his friends!
Turun@feddit.de 7 months ago
As long as you tuck it’s really hard to land in a damaging way.
Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground.
Klear@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Finally a chance to snap a bad guy’s neck and save the day.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Old Ones Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken, take the life that must be taken!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
We don’t serve people who summon lake trolls here!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Definitely old ones.
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Here here!
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother
gmtom@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Brown pill so that I can make any set compact and make math like 69% easier.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What is multistage upgrade do?
Maven@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mutlishot
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s pronounced “MUL-MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!”
ericbomb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Obama as now, or at the same age as me?
30 YO Obama looked amazing.
june@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 months ago
Ooooh, nice, I’m always game for more multishot. I’ve got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Nobody picked the pink pill?
🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷
quinkin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
:3
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Do I get to be as tall as Obama?
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Compact please
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They’re no-name caps
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Cool! I like plain caps. Would they vary in color every time?
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.
Sheltr@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸
Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 months ago
You could also put on one man bukkake shows
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Could switch to coins.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s a good one!