My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.
Pick!
Submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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saltesc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.
esc27@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Probably turns you into Shrek
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
yellow :3
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
:3
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Well by that username we all know what you picked :3
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that.
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well obviously not then. But one would be enough to gaslight my friends.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Would only serve to further shock his friends!
Turun@feddit.de 2 years ago
As long as you tuck it’s really hard to land in a damaging way.
Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground.
Klear@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Finally a chance to snap a bad guy’s neck and save the day.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Old Ones Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken, take the life that must be taken!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
We don’t serve people who summon lake trolls here!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Definitely old ones.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Here here!
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Brown pill so that I can make any set compact and make math like 69% easier.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What is multistage upgrade do?
Maven@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mutlishot
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s pronounced “MUL-MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!”
ericbomb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Obama as now, or at the same age as me?
30 YO Obama looked amazing.
june@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 years ago
Ooooh, nice, I’m always game for more multishot. I’ve got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Nobody picked the pink pill?
🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷
quinkin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
:3
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Do I get to be as tall as Obama?
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Compact please
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They’re no-name caps
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Cool! I like plain caps. Would they vary in color every time?
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.
Sheltr@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸
Bizarroland@kbin.social 2 years ago
You could also put on one man bukkake shows
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Could switch to coins.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s a good one!