My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.
Pick!
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a great bet to make! I’d personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.
esc27@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably turns you into Shrek
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
yellow :3
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
:3
Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Well by that username we all know what you picked :3
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that.
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well obviously not then. But one would be enough to gaslight my friends.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Would only serve to further shock his friends!
Turun@feddit.de 1 year ago
As long as you tuck it’s really hard to land in a damaging way.
Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Finally a chance to snap a bad guy’s neck and save the day.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Old Ones Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken, take the life that must be taken!
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We don’t serve people who summon lake trolls here!
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Definitely old ones.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Here here!
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Brown pill so that I can make any set compact and make math like 69% easier.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What is multistage upgrade do?
Maven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mutlishot
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s pronounced “MUL-MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!”
ericbomb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Obama as now, or at the same age as me?
30 YO Obama looked amazing.
june@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Backflip.
I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.
At 40, I’ll take that shit.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
No, that’s literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 year ago
Ooooh, nice, I’m always game for more multishot. I’ve got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nobody picked the pink pill?
🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷
quinkin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know. I picked it but it hasn’t yet arrived.
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
:3
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Do I get to be as tall as Obama?
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Compact please
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’re no-name caps
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Cool! I like plain caps. Would they vary in color every time?
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.
Sheltr@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸
Bizarroland@kbin.social 1 year ago
You could also put on one man bukkake shows
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Could switch to coins.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a good one!