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He has to be stopped
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pigup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.
dan1101@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Let’s not be dramatic, it’s per average day. Some days it isn’t 2 million.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Some days it is more though. Which is horrific.
affiliate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i can get up to 3 million on a good day
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off
MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Slacker
remotedev@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up
konalt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 60 million pizzas each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 year ago
Less than 0.01 pizzas?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
I felt like that guy when I was in junior high and one of the two local pizza places had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would award a token every million points that the restaurant allowed to be redeemed for 1 large pepperoni pizza.
I was really good at that pinball machine.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Actually, this is false. Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hashtag lifegoals
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s only like 2 and a quarter pizzas a year if I didn’t do my math wrong, which is unlikely because now I am eating pizza.
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One American eats 2 million every day. It’s a big job but someone’s gotta do it
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’M DOING MY PART
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Service guarantees citizenship
theodewere@kbin.social 1 year ago
if you even threaten to interfere with this guy, the Wisconsin Dairy Association will send hitmen to your house
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
And the rest of us are terrified of him.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Pizza Clicker
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
The Italian mind cannot comprehend this.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shit I’ve got some catching up to do.
Grobmobularb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - 3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/…/fatbastard.jpg
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 year ago
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Each an American? Or all the an Americans?
moon@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
We use our guns as spoons to drink up the pizza grease
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Each the all
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Light work
distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tuesday is pizza day!
ooterness@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Florida Man strikes again!
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I will never stop!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How are you affording this?!
snooggums@midwest.social 1 year ago
Venture capital is betting that it will be profitabke one day when pizza eating automation disrupts the market!
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He doesn’t buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously
0ops@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Little Caesars
SomeBoyo@feddit.de 1 year ago
How dare you daily consume the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation!