be me sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym suddenly weird feeling on my feet look down oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks suddenly, an idea see OPs post for rest of the story
Anon goes bouldering
Submitted 1 year ago by amzd@kbin.social to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Explain thy how the fuck.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He “found” a pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Could have just gone commando…
Buelldozer@lemmy.today 1 year ago
$10 says that Anon is female.
phorq@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
$500, monthly subscription, and your GPS and foot data get sold for advertising purposes
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Consider it an investment if you can also sell the realtime state of your feet via onlyfans. Even better if there’s an amateur podiatry chat for the real freaks.
“The way they’re curling their toes, they gotta be doing something good.”
“Get arch support”
“Sleep chat?”
“Seriously, get arch support”
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Underpants Gnomes
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
But socks are worn under the shoes, not the pants
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Not if your pants are long enough.
Checkmate atheists.
baritone_edge@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
[deleted]chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
How do you forget to wear socks and not realize? Putting shoes on without socks feels dramatically different.
plantedworld@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Diabeetus
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
He’d notice as the changed out his shoes and actually decided not to wear socks.
And now I can’t remember whether I’d wear socks in my climbing shoes.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
I'm repulsed and afraid.
The “repulsed” bit I totally get. What are they “afraid” of, though? That it’ll happen again?
Are they afraid for humanity in general? There are much worse things out there, pal. Read the news sometime.
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
It’s reasonable to be afraid that someone who stole JUST your socks might be stalking you or something
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
Okay, that makes sense. Thanks.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Media is conveniently silent on this sock stealing epidemic
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cubbie? WTF? Every gym I’ve ever been to had lockers. you can’t steal socks if they’re behind a padlock (typically).
amzd@kbin.social 1 year ago
My bouldering gym has cubbies, basically a closet without doors, that are located facing the climbing area
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Why did he take his socks off to go bouldering?
SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You wear most climbing shoes without socks.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Huh, i always wore socks and no one told me otherwise. Wack
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I kinda wondered the same, since back when I climbed if I forgot my liner socks I would skip the climbing wall.
But I had janky shoes and I also recall there being climbers who insisted socks were bad and stupid since they inhibited toe movement.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I don’t think I ever saw anyone with socks
ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The same happened to me at the pool when I was 10. I just thought it was weird back then, now I’m disgusted.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Most places have cameras, assuming this isn’t a changing room. Most gyms have cubbies just on the side, in the open.
So, talk to the staff, figure it out.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Good thing that didn’t happen to me, I would have went through the all the cubies and took someone else’s socks.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
You… would prefer stealing someone else’s used socks to wear while going home instead of, you know, not doing that and just going home 🤨
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
It’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of the gym sooooooocks and it ruules us aaaaaaaall
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Socks > No socks
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I forgot socks once, because ai was wearing sandals. I contemplated doing this. I didn’t though.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe they’ll get them back… when whoever took them is done with them.
naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Anon encounters another channer in the wild