be me sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym suddenly weird feeling on my feet look down oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks suddenly, an idea see OPs post for rest of the story
Anon goes bouldering
Submitted 7 months ago by amzd@kbin.social to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Explain thy how the fuck.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He “found” a pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 months ago
Could have just gone commando…
Buelldozer@lemmy.today 7 months ago
$10 says that Anon is female.
phorq@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
$500, monthly subscription, and your GPS and foot data get sold for advertising purposes
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Consider it an investment if you can also sell the realtime state of your feet via onlyfans. Even better if there’s an amateur podiatry chat for the real freaks.
“The way they’re curling their toes, they gotta be doing something good.”
“Get arch support”
“Sleep chat?”
“Seriously, get arch support”
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Underpants Gnomes
Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
But socks are worn under the shoes, not the pants
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Not if your pants are long enough.
Checkmate atheists.
baritone_edge@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
[deleted]chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
How do you forget to wear socks and not realize? Putting shoes on without socks feels dramatically different.
plantedworld@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Diabeetus
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
He’d notice as the changed out his shoes and actually decided not to wear socks.
And now I can’t remember whether I’d wear socks in my climbing shoes.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 months ago
I'm repulsed and afraid.
The “repulsed” bit I totally get. What are they “afraid” of, though? That it’ll happen again?
Are they afraid for humanity in general? There are much worse things out there, pal. Read the news sometime.
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
It’s reasonable to be afraid that someone who stole JUST your socks might be stalking you or something
magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 months ago
Okay, that makes sense. Thanks.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Media is conveniently silent on this sock stealing epidemic
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cubbie? WTF? Every gym I’ve ever been to had lockers. you can’t steal socks if they’re behind a padlock (typically).
amzd@kbin.social 7 months ago
My bouldering gym has cubbies, basically a closet without doors, that are located facing the climbing area
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Why did he take his socks off to go bouldering?
SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You wear most climbing shoes without socks.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Huh, i always wore socks and no one told me otherwise. Wack
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I kinda wondered the same, since back when I climbed if I forgot my liner socks I would skip the climbing wall.
But I had janky shoes and I also recall there being climbers who insisted socks were bad and stupid since they inhibited toe movement.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I don’t think I ever saw anyone with socks
ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
The same happened to me at the pool when I was 10. I just thought it was weird back then, now I’m disgusted.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Most places have cameras, assuming this isn’t a changing room. Most gyms have cubbies just on the side, in the open.
So, talk to the staff, figure it out.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Good thing that didn’t happen to me, I would have went through the all the cubies and took someone else’s socks.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
You… would prefer stealing someone else’s used socks to wear while going home instead of, you know, not doing that and just going home 🤨
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 7 months ago
It’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of the gym sooooooocks and it ruules us aaaaaaaall
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Socks > No socks
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I forgot socks once, because ai was wearing sandals. I contemplated doing this. I didn’t though.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Maybe they’ll get them back… when whoever took them is done with them.
naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Anon encounters another channer in the wild