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Anon goes bouldering

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨amzd@kbin.social⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon encounters another channer in the wild

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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    be me sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym suddenly weird feeling on my feet look down oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks suddenly, an idea see OPs post for rest of the story

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    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Explain thy how the fuck.

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    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He “found” a pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Could have just gone commando…

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  • Buelldozer@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    $10 says that Anon is female.

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  • phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wonder if they could invent socks with a toe-print reader and a silent gps alarm… And while we’re at it, let’s add some exercise tracking stuff for runners. Only $500 and a monthly subscription!

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      $500, monthly subscription, and your GPS and foot data get sold for advertising purposes

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Consider it an investment if you can also sell the realtime state of your feet via onlyfans. Even better if there’s an amateur podiatry chat for the real freaks.

        “The way they’re curling their toes, they gotta be doing something good.”

        “Get arch support”

        “Sleep chat?”

        “Seriously, get arch support”

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  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Underpants Gnomes

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But socks are worn under the shoes, not the pants

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      • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not if your pants are long enough.

        Checkmate atheists.

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  • baritone_edge@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you forget to wear socks and not realize? Putting shoes on without socks feels dramatically different.

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      • plantedworld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Diabeetus

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’d notice as the changed out his shoes and actually decided not to wear socks.

      And now I can’t remember whether I’d wear socks in my climbing shoes.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I'm repulsed and afraid.

    The “repulsed” bit I totally get. What are they “afraid” of, though? That it’ll happen again?

    Are they afraid for humanity in general? There are much worse things out there, pal. Read the news sometime.

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    • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s reasonable to be afraid that someone who stole JUST your socks might be stalking you or something

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      • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Okay, that makes sense. Thanks.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Media is conveniently silent on this sock stealing epidemic

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cubbie? WTF? Every gym I’ve ever been to had lockers. you can’t steal socks if they’re behind a padlock (typically).

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    • amzd@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My bouldering gym has cubbies, basically a closet without doors, that are located facing the climbing area

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why did he take his socks off to go bouldering?

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    • SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You wear most climbing shoes without socks.

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      • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Huh, i always wore socks and no one told me otherwise. Wack

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I kinda wondered the same, since back when I climbed if I forgot my liner socks I would skip the climbing wall.

      But I had janky shoes and I also recall there being climbers who insisted socks were bad and stupid since they inhibited toe movement.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t think I ever saw anyone with socks

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  • ByGourou@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The same happened to me at the pool when I was 10. I just thought it was weird back then, now I’m disgusted.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most places have cameras, assuming this isn’t a changing room. Most gyms have cubbies just on the side, in the open.

    So, talk to the staff, figure it out.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good thing that didn’t happen to me, I would have went through the all the cubies and took someone else’s socks.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You… would prefer stealing someone else’s used socks to wear while going home instead of, you know, not doing that and just going home 🤨

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      • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of the gym sooooooocks and it ruules us aaaaaaaall

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Socks > No socks

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I forgot socks once, because ai was wearing sandals. I contemplated doing this. I didn’t though.

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe they’ll get them back… when whoever took them is done with them.

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