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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: “dick” is the German word for “thick.”

    You may now resume your laughter.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Heh… German dick is thick 😎

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      • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        note to self: visit Germany soon

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    • anarchy79@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “This has been a PSA. Rezume laughing.”

      / Some German

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    • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes indeed. Upon seeing this thread I thought I need to add the information you added, but going from dick to thick does absolutely not improve the situation.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It includes some poultry parts … which means it may have dick and cock

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wonder if it was spelled with an eth “ð” in old English and medieval German?

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      • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maybe. But in modern German, the ‘th’ sound makes a hard T, not a hard… Oh, nevermind.

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      • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wonder no longer: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/…/þikkwī

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What was German thinking??

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    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Die Bart! Die!

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  • manucode@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t buy this. According to the label, only the minimum legal standards for animal welfare were observed.

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    • Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think some people may see that as a plus. Anything to own die Grünen…

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      • anarchy79@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Haha, hippies. No match for the Family Friendly Jesuit Brownhat Fiscal Conservative Partei in the upcoming season!

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    • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean, if you’re concerned with their welfare you probably aren’t buying their ground up corpses

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      • gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah because everything in the world is binary and there can’t ever be nuance.

        I’m reducing my meat intake, but I do still eat meat every now and then. When I do, I tend to consider the impact on animal welfare and the environment. Eating meat from an animal that has lived relatively free and happy life is a lot better to me than one that has been locked inside for most of it’s life.

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      • Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nooo don’t call me out on my virtue signaling!!11!! I loooove animals 🥰🥰🥰 I also pay for them to be gassed and stabbed in the neck. Yum 😋😋😋

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not only that, but it’s more than 3 years past its expiry date

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of course, they took their dicks

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK

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    • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ES IST MEIN TEIL

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      • Ranslite@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        ES WAR DEIN TEIL.

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      • manucode@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        OH NEIN! DU HAST DEIN TEIL VERLOREN?

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      • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sigh. Ramstein just doesn’t hit the same after the scandal.

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hi.

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mom?

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    • trollercoaster@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      EXTRA MEATY OR JUST MEATY?

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hard

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  • anarchy79@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ich IEL

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ich will dich IEL

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  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Damn gay liberals putting their dick in the German’s meat to make them vote for statutory health insurance

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  • Wutchilli@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    400g extra dick, nicht schlecht… nicht schlecht

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  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this still available?

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  • fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I prefer the normal amounts of dick

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You are too humble for this world

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  • trollercoaster@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    DIESE BULETTE IST JETZT EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND.

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    • manucode@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Diese Bulette hat Haltungsform 1 und sollte nicht verkauft werden.

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