POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.
Disturbingly accurate
Submitted 7 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/e1fab661-1d99-46cc-993d-8ba7009bb545.jpeg
Comments
aluminium@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 months ago
POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank
ATDA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean at this point with inflation I think that’s just a big Mac on a McDonald’s chip board table.
Konstant@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So true.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.
menemen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I am on their side. Do what you want, it’s your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.
gregorum@lemm.ee 7 months ago
In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Monogamy? In this economy?”
gregorum@lemm.ee 7 months ago
In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5/month in SNAP and Cash Assistance. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 months ago
They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.
gregorum@lemm.ee 7 months ago
They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture.
Gabu@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.
sirico@feddit.uk 7 months ago
The car park is full of Volvo 740’s Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.
These guys look like me…
Aw fuck!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re your sister’s husband? Wouldn’t that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Hops to malt
Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.
cheesorist@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 7 months ago
People have been taking the piss out of people’s hair since the stone age, what’s weird about it?
KrankyKong@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn’t have to mean something else. It’s not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
I feel very personally attacked
You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.
fizzydelta@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Hey man don’t hate on the Mr. Clean fit
Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard
Gabu@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!”
See how that’s a braindead take?
SandLight@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If I didn’t have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn’t have hair on the top.
lennybird@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers, so I distance myself a bit.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I think its hot.
Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.
I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.
BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Men don’t go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves?
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Haha, my favorite description of that style is “wearing your hair upside-down”
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 7 months ago
Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes
Landsharkgun@midwest.social 7 months ago
Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.
explodicle@local106.com 7 months ago
No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes
CannedCairn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah, just don’t trim it and let it get proper bushy
Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 7 months ago
But they’re not fat?
nifty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They’re bears
pipows@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Me and the boys
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I feel attacked.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 months ago
I didn’t say anything negative about them.
TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 7 months ago
MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you’re going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.
Anyways I think these guys are cool
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Not my scene but I’m not hating on them
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dwarves wouldn’t cut their hair like that
Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Rock and stone