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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TacticsConsort@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you’re going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.

    Anyways I think these guys are cool

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not my scene but I’m not hating on them

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dwarves wouldn’t cut their hair like that

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    • Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rock and stone

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  • aluminium@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank

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      • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean at this point with inflation I think that’s just a big Mac on a McDonald’s chip board table.

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    • Konstant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So true.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.

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    • menemen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am on their side. Do what you want, it’s your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.

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  • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Monogamy? In this economy?”

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      • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5/month in SNAP and Cash Assistance. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

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      • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture.

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  • Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The car park is full of Volvo 740’s Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.

      These guys look like me…

      Aw fuck!

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re your sister’s husband? Wouldn’t that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hops to malt

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  • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

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    • cheesorist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.

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      • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        People have been taking the piss out of people’s hair since the stone age, what’s weird about it?

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    • KrankyKong@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn’t have to mean something else. It’s not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel very personally attacked

      You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

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      • fizzydelta@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey man don’t hate on the Mr. Clean fit

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      • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

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    • Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!”

      See how that’s a braindead take?

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    • SandLight@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If I didn’t have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn’t have hair on the top.

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    • lennybird@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers, so I distance myself a bit.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think its hot.

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      • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

        I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

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    • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.

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      • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Men don’t go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.

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    • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1

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    • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves?

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    • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Haha, my favorite description of that style is “wearing your hair upside-down”

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  • yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes

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  • Landsharkgun@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes

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  • CannedCairn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, just don’t trim it and let it get proper bushy

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  • Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But they’re not fat?

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re bears

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  • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me and the boys

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  • Nastybutler@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel attacked.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t say anything negative about them.

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