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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you resurrected Einstein and made him read this he would die again

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He would recant he theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah man he’d giggle and ask for another hit from the bong.

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• zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate everything about this. Well done.

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• FatTony@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is like boomer humor, but for millenials. Dare I say, Millenial Humor.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it skipped a whole generation.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whatever.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?

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  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We trained them wrong as a joke.

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  • exocrinous@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Children always looked stupid, you just didn’t notice it when you were a child

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  • Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Children will always choose the look that pisses off the old farts the most.

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  • amansman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is as it ever was.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Let the days go by.

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.

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  • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They what? I’m already stunlocked on the first sentence.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      God slid in Mary’s dms

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• Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  look how they massacred my boy

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you’re traveling at incredible speeds.

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• TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love these “annoying Gen Z” memes

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  • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Congratulations you’re old and start nagging about the younger generation.

    Go schedule your first colonoscopy ;)

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    • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Had my first at 23. And I’m not nagging, I’m laughing. Stop being a bitch.

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• gndagreborn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly, albey looks pretty good with the mcfuckboy cut

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Rizz GOAT himself! :-P

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• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fucking hate this and shall therefore subject my friends to this atrocity

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• newtraditionalists@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.

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  • darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you think looking like you have a bunch of broccoli on your head is looking good.

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gyatt does not play dice.

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dat hurr is hella doe

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• SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what a terrible day to have eyes

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• maculata@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have no idea what language this is, but nevertheless I hate it.

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