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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you resurrected Einstein and made him read this he would die again

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He would recant he theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah man he’d giggle and ask for another hit from the bong.

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  • zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hate everything about this. Well done.

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  • FatTony@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is like boomer humor, but for millenials. Dare I say, Millenial Humor.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So it skipped a whole generation.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Whatever.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?

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    • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We trained them wrong as a joke.

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    • exocrinous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Children always looked stupid, you just didn’t notice it when you were a child

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    • Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Children will always choose the look that pisses off the old farts the most.

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    • amansman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It is as it ever was.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Let the days go by.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.

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    • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They what? I’m already stunlocked on the first sentence.

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        God slid in Mary’s dms

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  • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    look how they massacred my boy

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you’re traveling at incredible speeds.

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  • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love these “annoying Gen Z” memes

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    • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Congratulations you’re old and start nagging about the younger generation.

      Go schedule your first colonoscopy ;)

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      • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Had my first at 23. And I’m not nagging, I’m laughing. Stop being a bitch.

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  • gndagreborn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly, albey looks pretty good with the mcfuckboy cut

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Rizz GOAT himself! :-P

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I fucking hate this and shall therefore subject my friends to this atrocity

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  • newtraditionalists@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.

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    • darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you think looking like you have a bunch of broccoli on your head is looking good.

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gyatt does not play dice.

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  • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dat hurr is hella doe

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  • SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what a terrible day to have eyes

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  • maculata@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have no idea what language this is, but nevertheless I hate it.

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