I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum
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bearboiblake@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don’t understand them.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
They’re so good they fix your car on the quantum level!
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They both do and don’t fix your car, you just don’t know until you’ve paid them. No refunds!
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Thats the joke!
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No one understands quantum mechanics
hateisreality@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You both understand and don’t understand quantum mechanics at the same time… It’s that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don’t understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?
No habla English
hansolo@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
The waves of this comment collapsed into photons entering my eyes showing me a joke about superposition once I observed it.
hateisreality@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
¿Que paso?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You should Hadamard again to reverse the superposition.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Vos me queres decir que entender mecanica cuantica es como entender el final de evangelion?
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Whoa. Blakeception
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?
angrystego@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That was the point, right?
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
It’s hard to explain jokes when you don’t understand them.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.
bearboiblake@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
It’s a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
The more you know the less you know
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.
BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
This isn’t even a joke, it’s literally true in quantum mechanics.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
The more you know of one thing the less you know of the other*
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
This is true about everything though.
vaionko@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Damn Heisenberg
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
Iirc, it’s a youtube video of an actual class
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
If they’re lucky they might understand kubernetes though.
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Or as the professionals call it, k8s
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I thought that was like its thing. It doesn’t really make sense.