I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum
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bearboiblake@pawb.social 2 months ago
It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don’t understand them.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
They’re so good they fix your car on the quantum level!
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They both do and don’t fix your car, you just don’t know until you’ve paid them. No refunds!
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Thats the joke!
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No one understands quantum mechanics
hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You both understand and don’t understand quantum mechanics at the same time… It’s that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don’t understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?
No habla English
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
The waves of this comment collapsed into photons entering my eyes showing me a joke about superposition once I observed it.
hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 months ago
¿Que paso?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You should Hadamard again to reverse the superposition.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Vos me queres decir que entender mecanica cuantica es como entender el final de evangelion?
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Whoa. Blakeception
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?
angrystego@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was the point, right?
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s hard to explain jokes when you don’t understand them.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
It’s hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.
bearboiblake@pawb.social 2 months ago
It’s a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
The more you know the less you know
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.
BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This isn’t even a joke, it’s literally true in quantum mechanics.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
The more you know of one thing the less you know of the other*
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This is true about everything though.
vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Damn Heisenberg
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
Iirc, it’s a youtube video of an actual class
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If they’re lucky they might understand kubernetes though.
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or as the professionals call it, k8s
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought that was like its thing. It doesn’t really make sense.