It comes with the risk of contamination or infection if you’re well endowed.
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kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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spikespaz@programming.dev 10 months ago
juliebean@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
do such people also have to poop while standing?
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
No they just sling it round their neck for that.
spikespaz@programming.dev 10 months ago
Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.
Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.
juliebean@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
scoot back
wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just cause it’s easy doesn’t mean you should.
Also, it’s not easier than standing.
flyingSock@feddit.org 10 months ago
I find sitting easier than standing. It requires less attention (atleast if you have standards of the waste actually being in the pot).
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
do you like, have severe knee pain or something? that’s the only way i can see it being more difficult to sit down.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Even when sitting down we have to aim the nozzle manually, so it’s just sitting down for a moment then getting up, which normally is more work than standing there for a moment.
And (at least for me), it is more comfortable peeing standing up (albeit that might be because of a lifetime of doing it like that).
Another compromise is to pee in the shower. or better yet, on there indoor plants, this way we don’t need to water them.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Remember, there’s a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.
Anivia@feddit.org 10 months ago
I know you’re joking, but pee has to be diluted 1:10 with water if you want to give it to your houseplants as fertilizer. Otherwise you will burn them
wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t like it when my thing touchs the inside of the toilet its disgusting and other xommentters took the time to explain the simple reasons for you
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just the need of undoing your pants/belt already makes it easier to stand up.
Some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.
Then there’s also some people who prefer to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.
It’s easier to stand up.
Anivia@feddit.org 10 months ago
And some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.
Just leave the lid up and sit on the actual bowl itself
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Magic trick: With a skirt/kilt you don’t need to undo the belt!
Also isn’t the intersection of needing to undo ones belt and needing the front opening rather small?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why though.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
- Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
- Cleaner for the bathroom: zero risk foreskin messing up your aim and having pee hit areas that don’t get washed by the flush
- Better urine elimination for men that have prostate issues or lower urinary tract symptoms. I don’t, but it’s a factor
- More chill to sit down and check your phone while in the bathroom
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait, are you dragging your schlong against the inside of the toilet so it gets in contact with the water that runs down it?
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
No, I’m talking about where the urine hits the toilet. If it hits a part that doesn’t get washed by the flush, the urine dries out there and smells.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
only if you do the gooch scooch
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Because splashback.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
My dignity refuses to piss sitting down !
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
not with morning wood
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why do you have morning wood at work
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.
Senseless@feddit.org 10 months ago
Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
Senseless@feddit.org 10 months ago
That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
Anivia@feddit.org 10 months ago
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
Senseless@feddit.org 10 months ago
Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Thus is too absurd to even critique
Strider@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.
(aka excuses)
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Use the force
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
i was really impressed by the window trick
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Billy Finn enters the chat