Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  not with morning wood

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  • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why do you have morning wood at work

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.

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      • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet

        I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point

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    • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with

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    • BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But pp touch toilet bowl = bad

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      • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.

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      • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thus is too absurd to even critique

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    • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.

      (aka excuses)

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Use the force

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i was really impressed by the window trick

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?

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      • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.

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      • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Billy Finn enters the chat

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• spikespaz@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It comes with the risk of contamination or infection if you’re well endowed.

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  • juliebean@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    do such people also have to poop while standing?

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No they just sling it round their neck for that.

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    • spikespaz@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.

      Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.

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      • juliebean@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      scoot back

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• wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just cause it’s easy doesn’t mean you should.

  Also, it’s not easier than standing.

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  • flyingSock@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I find sitting easier than standing. It requires less attention (atleast if you have standards of the waste actually being in the pot).

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    do you like, have severe knee pain or something? that’s the only way i can see it being more difficult to sit down.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Even when sitting down we have to aim the nozzle manually, so it’s just sitting down for a moment then getting up, which normally is more work than standing there for a moment.

      And (at least for me), it is more comfortable peeing standing up (albeit that might be because of a lifetime of doing it like that).

      Another compromise is to pee in the shower. or better yet, on there indoor plants, this way we don’t need to water them.

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      • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Remember, there’s a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.

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      • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I know you’re joking, but pee has to be diluted 1:10 with water if you want to give it to your houseplants as fertilizer. Otherwise you will burn them

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    • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t like it when my thing touchs the inside of the toilet its disgusting and other xommentters took the time to explain the simple reasons for you

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Just the need of undoing your pants/belt already makes it easier to stand up.

      Some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.

      Then there’s also some people who prefer to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.

      It’s easier to stand up.

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      • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.

        Just leave the lid up and sit on the actual bowl itself

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Magic trick: With a skirt/kilt you don’t need to undo the belt!

        Also isn’t the intersection of needing to undo ones belt and needing the front opening rather small?

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why though.

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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    • Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
    • Cleaner for the bathroom: zero risk foreskin messing up your aim and having pee hit areas that don’t get washed by the flush
    • Better urine elimination for men that have prostate issues or lower urinary tract symptoms. I don’t, but it’s a factor
    • More chill to sit down and check your phone while in the bathroom

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wait, are you dragging your schlong against the inside of the toilet so it gets in contact with the water that runs down it?

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      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, I’m talking about where the urine hits the toilet. If it hits a part that doesn’t get washed by the flush, the urine dries out there and smells.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up

      only if you do the gooch scooch

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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Because splashback.

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My dignity refuses to piss sitting down !

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