It comes with the risk of contamination or infection if you’re well endowed.
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kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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spikespaz@programming.dev 3 months ago
juliebean@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
do such people also have to poop while standing?
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
No they just sling it round their neck for that.
spikespaz@programming.dev 3 months ago
Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.
Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.
juliebean@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
scoot back
wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Just cause it’s easy doesn’t mean you should.
Also, it’s not easier than standing.
flyingSock@feddit.org 3 months ago
I find sitting easier than standing. It requires less attention (atleast if you have standards of the waste actually being in the pot).
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
do you like, have severe knee pain or something? that’s the only way i can see it being more difficult to sit down.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Even when sitting down we have to aim the nozzle manually, so it’s just sitting down for a moment then getting up, which normally is more work than standing there for a moment.
And (at least for me), it is more comfortable peeing standing up (albeit that might be because of a lifetime of doing it like that).
Another compromise is to pee in the shower. or better yet, on there indoor plants, this way we don’t need to water them.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Remember, there’s a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.
Anivia@feddit.org 3 months ago
I know you’re joking, but pee has to be diluted 1:10 with water if you want to give it to your houseplants as fertilizer. Otherwise you will burn them
wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t like it when my thing touchs the inside of the toilet its disgusting and other xommentters took the time to explain the simple reasons for you
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Just the need of undoing your pants/belt already makes it easier to stand up.
Some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.
Then there’s also some people who prefer to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.
It’s easier to stand up.
Anivia@feddit.org 3 months ago
And some seats have that front opening, which helps, otherwise there’s often not much room to pee sitting down.
Just leave the lid up and sit on the actual bowl itself
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Magic trick: With a skirt/kilt you don’t need to undo the belt!
Also isn’t the intersection of needing to undo ones belt and needing the front opening rather small?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Why though.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
- Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
- Cleaner for the bathroom: zero risk foreskin messing up your aim and having pee hit areas that don’t get washed by the flush
- Better urine elimination for men that have prostate issues or lower urinary tract symptoms. I don’t, but it’s a factor
- More chill to sit down and check your phone while in the bathroom
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wait, are you dragging your schlong against the inside of the toilet so it gets in contact with the water that runs down it?
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
No, I’m talking about where the urine hits the toilet. If it hits a part that doesn’t get washed by the flush, the urine dries out there and smells.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Cleaner for your penis: sitting down eliminates the last drops remaining that are common when standing up
only if you do the gooch scooch
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Because splashback.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
My dignity refuses to piss sitting down !
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 months ago
not with morning wood
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why do you have morning wood at work
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.
Senseless@feddit.org 3 months ago
Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 months ago
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
Senseless@feddit.org 3 months ago
That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
Anivia@feddit.org 3 months ago
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
Senseless@feddit.org 3 months ago
Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Thus is too absurd to even critique
Strider@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.
(aka excuses)
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Use the force
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
i was really impressed by the window trick
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 months ago
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Billy Finn enters the chat