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sausager@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Must be gods will.

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  • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe god shot Charlie Kirk

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They do say God works in mysterious ways.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Charlie Kirk committed suicide

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      • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        His neck just did that

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    • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Talk about magic bullet

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  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yet they are already blaming the left.

    Nothing new.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yo be fair; the shot landed the target died and the shooter escaped the scene. Thats three pretty good points of evidence for it not being s fascist.

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• fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  maybe his neck just did that

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• ShadowRam@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Was it Mario this time?

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No it’s Waluigi.

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe it was Daisy

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was in the grocery store tonight, and I live in Canada, and some woman was on her phone on speaker next to me, and the woman on the other end was raving about “how they say they’re antifascist but they’re not”. I had not heard the news but was wondering what she was on about, and I guess it’s already antifa’s fault. Imagine that.

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  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds pretty damn anti-facist to me!

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, killing a fascist does make you anti-fa by default, doesn’t it?

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only if you kill them for being a fascist . Could’ve just been any random other reason.

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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Always blame the Antifa.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … well, in this instance some anti’d a fascist

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But if it was an antifa supersoldier, then didn’t they… Okay i guess.

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  • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok, but my question is always this: “If it was antifa’s fault, why is it a bad thing?”

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not clear. First they grabbed the wrong guy and let him go. Then the pigs said they had someone in custody. Then they said they released them, but it wasn’t clear if they meant the first or second person.

  I’m betting they know nothing because the state setup an online tipline and is begging for info.

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  • AndiHutch@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So the first guy they suspected was George Hodgson Zinn who apparently said something like ‘I’d do it again’ when he was near some of the cops. They let him go because he didn’t match footage they have of the shooter and he was in the wrong place for the shot. Then they rearrested him for obstruction of justice. I’m not sure on the second, maybe it’s the same person and they got mixed up with a game of telephone.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why did he get arrested for obstruction? Or is this just a childish rational police response of “we made ourselves look stupid so you have to suffer”?

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      • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, he committed the crime of hurting their ego

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I saw a picture earlier of some guy they said was the shooter & in custody, but then heard that they didn’t have anyone.

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  • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah I heard on the drive home that that guy wasn’t the shooter but they threw him in jail anyway for “obstructing justice”. No idea what he did.

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    • KaChilde@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can see the train of thought that these dunderheads would have. “We arrested you because we thought you were the shooter. You weren’t, and because we arrested you, we let the real shooter get away. This is your fault.”

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cop logic.

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• josefo@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’ll never will, this was an inside job.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trump was like “how do I distract everyone from the Epstein files??… shoot Charlie!”

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    • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The republicans voted to not release the Epstein files yesterday. Did you know that? I bet most of America doesn’t know that… for some reason

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      • josefo@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I heard that Kirk was one of the ones that was actually pushing to release the files, like MTG. Trump himself being the one that reported him dead feels weird. The shot was too clean and perfectly executed. This is the job of someone that knows perfectly what was doing. This is at best a smoke screen, at worst is sending a message to the fellas at the GOP. If I’m right, MTG will either mysteriously drop it, or she will also be silenced.

        Sorry for the tinfoil hat moment, but something’s off here. So many people recording, the thing seems premeditated to me, almost a public execution

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• cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dont worry, they will find a sexy motherfucker carrying a backpack full of evidence tying them to the crime while theyre in a In N Out drive thru.

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