Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
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Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
Well i chose correctly then. Yay.
I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas
I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.
The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.
They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.
What do non-Americans think it is?
Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
They forgot one.
BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)
pop tarts aren’t vegetarian
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
Ain’t food either
Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
They are all Cannoli to me
It’s cannonoli
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
Gordon Romsey’s favorite family
That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
My name is Biff Wellington
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, just for the rage bait of including a pastry in the wellington family
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 years ago
OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.