dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
A long and distinguished family
Submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.
Slovene@feddit.nl 11 months ago
OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well i chose correctly then. Yay.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 11 months ago
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.
They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.
sfbing@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What do non-Americans think it is?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
gmtom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
ieightpi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They forgot one.
BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
pop tarts aren’t vegetarian
owatnext@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ain’t food either
thereisalamp@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
callmepk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They are all Cannoli to me
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s cannonoli
skhayfa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gordon Romsey’s favorite family
TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
buzz86us@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My name is Biff Wellington
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 11 months ago
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, just for the rage bait of including a pastry in the wellington family
adam_y@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.