A long and distinguished family

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• adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.

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• BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

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    • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Hotpockets and Poptarts but

  No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

  No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

  No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A true shepherd’s pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Well i chose correctly then. Yay.

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• Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas

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  • 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.

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    • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?

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  • gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.

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    • jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it’s real easy to wrap the weenies in.

      Don’t forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.

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  • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It amazes me that American’s are still trying to make this a thing.

    They’ve not only “invented” the sausage roll, they named it after a staple part of a Christmas dinner. It’s two simultaneous kicks in the face.

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  • sfbing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What do non-Americans think it is?

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    • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Small Sausage wrapped in bacon.

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Image

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That’s a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore

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• ieightpi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Fucking pop tarts lmao

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I’m not here to post factually accurate information

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They forgot one.

    BEEF BURRITO - The stoner that just chills on the couch, until the burritos or weed is gone, whichever comes first. (Date of origin undetermined)

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• Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  pop tarts aren’t vegetarian

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  • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ain’t food either

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  • thereisalamp@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Itt people who don’t know the difference between vegetarian and vegan

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    • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      i mean in this case they are not vegetarian

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• callmepk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  They are all Cannoli to me

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s cannonoli

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• skhayfa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Kibbeh the Oriental cousin

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Gordon Romsey’s favorite family

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• TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That’s not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.

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• buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My name is Biff Wellington

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• TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, just for the rage bait of including a pastry in the wellington family

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