just add 50 lbs of butter, 70 lbs of flour, 100 lbs of sugar, 10 lbs of baking soda and 500 eggs to the dirt … just throw it all into a cement mixer and pour it into a blast furnace for 30 seconds
baking
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 28 minutes ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
The cookie with extra butter is rich and delicious.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
I never had chocolate chip cookies, but there are dedicated recipes for chocolate butter cookies
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
Wait, you’ve never had a chocolate chip cookie?
LeanFemurs@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I’d eat the whole first column tbh
crenquis@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
If they are hard as a rock and make the dog throw up, then you added too much salt (~7 yr old me when I messed up the measurements). Dirt would probably be better.
bring-april-plenty@kbin.earth 2 hours ago
there no such thing as a bad cookie
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
I kinda don’t want any dirt in there.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
Your next biscuit will contain approximately 1.6g of dirt in it
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
The iron deficiency yearns
NovaVeles@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
As do the B vitamins.
y0kai@anarchist.nexus 2 hours ago
psh who are you to say what’s too much
AliOski@feddit.nl 30 minutes ago
What did it say originally instead of “dirt”?