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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨jobbies@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KarlHungus42@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have never and will never refer to this fulvous fascist pedophile as “president” of anything aside from the global pedo club.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    TIL, I’m Scottish.

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    • TaterTot@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Whole new usage of ’no true Scotsman’

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Scotland is where his mom’s family is from too 🤣

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t have a sewing circle. What do I call him at my rifle club?

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Downrange

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    if i verbally say the word ‘president’ in reference to lord shitstain, i always use air quotes around ‘president’.

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  • emigu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m personally a big fan of the name Tangerine Palpatine

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like the Fantascist

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      • wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ha, I always liked 'the Fanta Menace."

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t do our boy Sheev dirty like that.

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  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, sorry. Chancellor Hitler.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah. I’ll just stick with calling it ‘the pedophile’. The pile of shit doesn’t even deserve any proper nouns at all. Call it what it is.

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    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rapist In Chief also works

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      • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ive heard this but instead of Chief, its queef… no one as shitty as him deserves a title of honor and integrity.

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  • possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mr. Agent Krasnov. Russian Ambassador in the White House.

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  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So in my native language we change foreign names to fit into the grammatical structure better, and one way to change trump’s name would be “trumpas” which is also our word for short :3

    It’s unrelated, but it’s mildly funny

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do y’all call Trump in your countries? The most common nickname in hispanic america is “trompetas”.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Canada: The Orange Russian Cumrag

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  • Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Claim to respect trump, but drop his highest title of “First Pedophile”, smh

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That title is unbefitting his position. The technical title is Pedophile in Chief

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  • laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Demands like that from the kind of people who called Obama “Barry” and Biden “Brandon” just make me laugh

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  • MasterBlaster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OP in pic by a guy who’d only refer to President Obama as “barak houssain” or just “houssain”.

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We understand you’re a bootlicking whiny bitch, mate

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Respect is earned, not deserved. When he starts fulfilling the duties of the office, he'll get the title.

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  • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I see statements like this it makes me wonder if humans are actually multiple different species. I find it completely and totally offensive to show respect for someone based on a title, I respect people based on their character.

    There is another, incompatible set of humans who see the world is the complete opposite way. They don’t care at all about the character, just the position. Authoritarians really are a fucking spineless group of lickspittles.

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    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I legitimately don’t view conservatives as the same species as myself and other reasonably intelligent humans. I believe we’re experiencing an evolutionary split and hope that they go the way of the Neanderthals. Hopefully it happens faster though since I don’t think anyone that isn’t a conservative wants to fuck one. However, they do reproduce like rabbits amongst themselves, which has me alarmed.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t they call most things “cunt”?

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    • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Absolutely, but this articulation was perfectly chosen to piss off that ranting MAGA twat.

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s all cunts and bawbags

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Anything except for actual cunts

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  • Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I call him Agent Orange because he has the same damaging effect wherever he goes.

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  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The only possible valid reason one should ever feint respect for this cunt is if you are an important (foreign) official yourself and have no other choice then to work with the white house.

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  • Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “overeducated”

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  • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly, it is very funny to hear this coming from the conservatives. This is the kind of Aaron Sorkin, “Even if you don’t respect the man, respect the office!” rules and order bullshit that the Democrats were clinging to when Trump beat them in 2016. The fact that any of them now trying resurrect the political civility that Trump himself killed is a sign or how far they think he’s fallen.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    American here and I’ve got some news for you. We don’t like him that much either. Personally I call him the orange mongoose.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We call him Putins Fleshlight.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We call him cunt in the USA too.

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  • residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Convicted felon Trump

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I’m very upset that others don’t respect Nazi pedophiles”

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So, Temu Tito is right out then?

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  • weps@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trumpa Loompa here

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  • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does the OP in the screenshot have a history that goes back long enough to see how they referred to Biden or Obama?

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