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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well first you put on your robe and wizard hat

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s quite the antique meme you have there sir

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not so. bloodninja is timeless.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t fuck with me, bitch. I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the land.

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  • baronvonj@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Keep on the lookout for stampeding rhinos.

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• crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spell of toes curling

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• FoxFairline@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116539554890979804

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• notabot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell’s target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It can only cast two spells:

  • Relieve muscle cramps

  • Female orgasm

  But those are very good spells.

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• cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For more information, ponder us on your orb.

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• StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I put on my robe and wizard hat…

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look at those walls…

  This is proof that there’s somebody out there that basically lives in an at-least-roomscale cosplay-space of a medieval wizard tower.

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• Bluedragon012@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where does one aquire wizard robes?

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  • blackbrook@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait for a wizard to head for the hot tub and grab it from the changing room.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tailor shop. You can try the armor shop, too, but that’s more hit or miss for cloth items.

    Or, if you’re the daring type, a wizard’s tower.

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can’t cast spells, but it does do magic.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idk ask Mom

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• TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There has to be a “loose like sleeve of wizard” joke somewhere in there.

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• AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t drink a full bottle of Dusse and Willett before shopping online.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh that’s the reason the robes are designed that way

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You fools really gonna tell the actual wizard your spells?

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    User name checks out

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell

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