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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@infosec.pub⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • FoxFairline@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116539554890979804

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well first you put on your robe and wizard hat

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    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s quite the antique meme you have there sir

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not so. bloodninja is timeless.

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    • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t fuck with me, bitch. I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the land.

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    • baronvonj@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Keep on the lookout for stampeding rhinos.

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  • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.

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  • crenquis@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spell of toes curling

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  • sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell’s target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There has to be a “loose like sleeve of wizard” joke somewhere in there.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh that’s the reason the robes are designed that way

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It can only cast two spells:

    • Relieve muscle cramps

    • Female orgasm

    But those are very good spells.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For more information, ponder us on your orb.

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  • StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I put on my robe and wizard hat…

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look at those walls…

    This is proof that there’s somebody out there that basically lives in an at-least-roomscale cosplay-space of a medieval wizard tower.

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  • Bluedragon012@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where does one aquire wizard robes?

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    • blackbrook@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait for a wizard to head for the hot tub and grab it from the changing room.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tailor shop. You can try the armor shop, too, but that’s more hit or miss for cloth items.

      Or, if you’re the daring type, a wizard’s tower.

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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idk ask Mom

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can’t cast spells, but it does do magic.

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  • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t drink a full bottle of Dusse and Willett before shopping online.

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You fools really gonna tell the actual wizard your spells?

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      User name checks out

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell

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