Well first you put on your robe and wizard hat
nice sleeves
Submitted 18 hours ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Siethron@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
That’s quite the antique meme you have there sir
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Not so. bloodninja is timeless.
deacon@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Don’t fuck with me, bitch. I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the land.
baronvonj@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Keep on the lookout for stampeding rhinos.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.
crenquis@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
Spell of toes curling
sunsofold@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
notabot@piefed.social 16 hours ago
It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell’s target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
There has to be a “loose like sleeve of wizard” joke somewhere in there.
sirico@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Oh that’s the reason the robes are designed that way
OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 hours ago
It can only cast two spells:
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Relieve muscle cramps
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Female orgasm
But those are very good spells.
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sundray@lemmus.org 16 hours ago
For more information, ponder us on your orb.
StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social 15 hours ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Look at those walls…
This is proof that there’s somebody out there that basically lives in an at-least-roomscale cosplay-space of a medieval wizard tower.
Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Where does one aquire wizard robes?
blackbrook@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Wait for a wizard to head for the hot tub and grab it from the changing room.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Tailor shop. You can try the armor shop, too, but that’s more hit or miss for cloth items.
Or, if you’re the daring type, a wizard’s tower.
mrmisses@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Idk ask Mom
cRazi_man@europe.pub 13 hours ago
You can’t cast spells, but it does do magic.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Don’t drink a full bottle of Dusse and Willett before shopping online.
yakko@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
You fools really gonna tell the actual wizard your spells?
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
User name checks out
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 15 hours ago
Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell
FoxFairline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
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