F’d.
Probably get spawnkilled.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Either Brotato or Disco Elysium, I forget. Either I’m fucked, or fucked up.
ShadowStory@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have mako poisoning now. Great.
Alienz8mypopcorn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whelp, it was Rimworld.
So I guess I’m only legit surviving for a little while (so long as I have a table to eat at of course), and then I’m irrevocably fucked unless some organs can be harvested from unwilling prisoners.
Then I might be okay.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You just became a Planeswalker
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hotline Miami 😳
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A smutty harem game, “Fresh Women”. Please tell me this isn’t just a hypothetical…
CarrierLost@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Returnal… not promising
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Hmm, the emperor Beld, resurrected for the sole purpose of killing the evil Goddess Cardice by the grand Wizard Wart; but due to some magical shenanigans
spoiler
I will be locked into an impasse which will cause her to resurrect, as well as myself (a stipulation of my resurrection is that it would cease upon completing my task of killing the Goddess).
Considering it’s pretty easy to make the main character insanely overpowered, I’ll be in a pretty comfortable position. My biggest issue will be that it was the Japanese version, and I don’t know Japanese. 🤔
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Tiny Glade. No “characters” as such aside from the ducks and sheep but my latest creation is pretty idyllic.
Before that, it was Forza Horizon 5 which… yeah I’d happily live in that word too.
villainy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I beat The Ascent last night so I’m a cool cyberpunk lady who was just “promoted” to independent contractor. I’m no longer under the thumb of yCorp, I have a deep bank account, and I have a large stockpile of weapons and augs. For living in a cyberpunk dystopia I’m honestly doing pretty great!
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 month ago
MISTER CHEF
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal tasked with building a factory on an alien planet, would probably be fucked, because I don’t think the piomeers get to go home after this.
Ibisalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cult of the lamb.
Well I’m a cult leader witch is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I’m still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I’m thinking I’m pretty deeply fucked.
Edge004@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mouse: PI for Hire. Oh no
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The guy from postal 2
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I… Guess I just became Clementine
Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.Skyline969@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Final Fantasy XIV. While the world falls apart around me, I’m gonna go fishing.
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, that might be a bother. I’m in the completely wrong climate.
Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m literally a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.
For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”
I am so fucked
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while
libewa@feddit.org 1 month ago
Turing Complete’s main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don’t prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WW2 Rebuilder. I’d be fine, just traumatized, and wealthy since I’d be able to take advantage of the boomer economy.
heliotrope@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Space Invaders. Looks like I’m shooting some spaceships!
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m waking up as my custom character on a private Palworld testing server. I’m gonna be doing great. I have two excellently built bases that don’t even need me for the most part.