Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.

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• churrodestroyer@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blue Prince? At least it’s not a dangerous world… I think.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  War thunder…

  There is no protagonist. I just keep getting shot down in planes or blown up in tanks. Not a good life.

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• Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess

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• biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m literally a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.

  For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”

  I am so fucked

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kratos, I’m cool with it

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while

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• libewa@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turing Complete’s main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don’t prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  WW2 Rebuilder. I’d be fine, just traumatized, and wealthy since I’d be able to take advantage of the boomer economy.

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• heliotrope@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Space Invaders. Looks like I’m shooting some spaceships!

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.

  Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.

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• ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Last game I played was surviving the aftermath, which is a survival base builder sort of thing. So I’m just a standard regular person with meh traits.

  The amount of fucked depends on what context I’m spawning in. In reality? Meh. In the game itself? Vaguely fucked, bring more fucked as the population grows. In another reality with different rules and stuff? Ultrafucked.

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• ShovelDad@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m Nathan Drake. Life will be exciting lol

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• Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does Monster Train 2 have a main character?

  If not that, then Paralives, and then I’m just me again except successful and less lazy

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• HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, Heavenly Principles, please rid me of Paimon!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oof why did it have to be Factorio. I fucking hate Biters!

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• Epzillon@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Finals lore is a horrid dystopian wasteland, but atleast I get pretty cool VR, r-right guys…?

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• boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Think tuberculosis isn’t as bad a diagnosis anymore than it was back then.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lenny!!!

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• iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a 16 year old girl who is in charge of a dutchy centered I’m the Sakhalin islands. If all goes well I will live a long life and die as a queen. There’s a chance I’ll fall off my horse and die when I’m 18 like my mother though….

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• Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Simpsons hit and run.

  I think I’ll be fine.

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• j4yc33@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Quake.

  I would be so fucked.

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• solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dang I only play cdda and I constantly die because I get bored and rush heading into dangerous situations

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• captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Abiotic Factor

  And seeing how I’m not a scientist, I’m going to have a really bad time.

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• alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tarkov. I’m done for. The only thing going for me is my hideout is built up so technically I can live off bitcoin farming and have traders deliver me food until it all blows over.

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fucking Micah…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have phenomenal god-like powers, but absolutely no personality to speak of when I wake up in the body of Kliff from Crimson Desert.

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• Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mindustry

  Guess I’m conquering 2 alien planets and destroying their species

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• RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is cs2 terrorist a main character?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends, did you run away with the bomb and go the opposite direction of your team and end up compromised and dropping the bomb somewhere the other team can easily camp? Because if you did all of that, you’re are definitely a bot and not the MC.

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• TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Granblue relink? Am I Djeeta cuz that’s what I picked or do I become male captain whatever his name is? Or do I get to pick?

  Idk if I have her abilities and sheer luck then I’m fine. If not, I could probably make a life in folca and be ok.

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• verdigris@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hmmm, Spelunky 2… I can just chill in the camp I guess?

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Outer wilds. I’m literally ::: spoiler Spoiler Dead at the end of the universe :::

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah but at least you’re…well, other spoilers that I won’t put on here because that game is fucking incredible and best experienced without knowing anything about it.

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