Among Us.
I’m so dead. And I’ll be expected to finish the workday even after I’m dead. Worst. Work environment. Ever.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 16 hours ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Malyca@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Kratos, I’m cool with it
brap@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Snowrunner. I guess I’m running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.
TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Civilization VI I guess ruling an empire would be nice
Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
Looks like I’m getting thrown into the role of a Red Army soldier during the battle of Seelow Heights. RIP
Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’m April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
I’m literally a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.
For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”
I am so fucked
NellyAdagio@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
Mass Effect 3. Oups
churrodestroyer@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Blue Prince? At least it’s not a dangerous world… I think.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
War thunder…
There is no protagonist. I just keep getting shot down in planes or blown up in tanks. Not a good life.
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while
libewa@feddit.org 14 hours ago
Turing Complete’s main character was abducted by aliens, who threaten to kill them if they don’t prove intelligent by learning how to build a computer.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
WW2 Rebuilder. I’d be fine, just traumatized, and wealthy since I’d be able to take advantage of the boomer economy.
heliotrope@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
Space Invaders. Looks like I’m shooting some spaceships!
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.
Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Abiotic Factor
And seeing how I’m not a scientist, I’m going to have a really bad time.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Last game I played was surviving the aftermath, which is a survival base builder sort of thing. So I’m just a standard regular person with meh traits.
The amount of fucked depends on what context I’m spawning in. In reality? Meh. In the game itself? Vaguely fucked, bring more fucked as the population grows. In another reality with different rules and stuff? Ultrafucked.
ShovelDad@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’m Nathan Drake. Life will be exciting lol
Vespair@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Does Monster Train 2 have a main character?
If not that, then Paralives, and then I’m just me again except successful and less lazy
Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 hours ago
I have phenomenal god-like powers, but absolutely no personality to speak of when I wake up in the body of Kliff from Crimson Desert.
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 15 hours ago
Oh, Heavenly Principles, please rid me of Paimon!
Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Mindustry
Guess I’m conquering 2 alien planets and destroying their species
Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Oof why did it have to be Factorio. I fucking hate Biters!
Epzillon@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The Finals lore is a horrid dystopian wasteland, but atleast I get pretty cool VR, r-right guys…?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
Think tuberculosis isn’t as bad a diagnosis anymore than it was back then.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Lenny!!!
iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app 15 hours ago
I’m a 16 year old girl who is in charge of a dutchy centered I’m the Sakhalin islands. If all goes well I will live a long life and die as a queen. There’s a chance I’ll fall off my horse and die when I’m 18 like my mother though….
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
The Simpsons hit and run.
I think I’ll be fine.
j4yc33@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Quake.
I would be so fucked.
solidheron@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Dang I only play cdda and I constantly die because I get bored and rush heading into dangerous situations
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Well, that might be a bother. I’m in the completely wrong climate.