(shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
4 and 5.
toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.
4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!
~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~
Choose wisely!
Submitted 1 year ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 year ago
hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 1 year ago
What’s the kithan word for gravel?
mack7400@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Teleport”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
- 7 inch teleport is cheater for boxing. Idc about the other ones.
Jesse@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It only works on empty containers. How many closed containers do you encounter and really wish you could see the air inside
Robtheverb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think the only thing that would be useful with that would be you’d know exactly what things have stuff in them and what stuff doesn’t. I’m sure there’s a use for that but maybe not as much as #3
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I once spent 2 hours with a crowbar breaking open my grandparents’ safe after they died and it was empty.
I wouldn’t have minded that power that day.
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 year ago
7 isn’t clear on the definition of empty.
for all we know, anything with air isn’t “empty”.
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.
The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.
Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
2 + 3
2 because I’m sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
3 and 7. I’m starting a gravel company. 7 just because is the 2nd most useful one.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands
1 and 8 might be the same
4 if need specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf
I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
7 could be useful to win some gambling games though
bakachu@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
257m@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I want this to be an actual proper formst for those shitty superpower communities.
FQQD@feddit.de 1 year ago
Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 year ago
2 and 5
2 because gravel can be sold
5 because imagine you’re in a hotel and just mess with people
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
No, the container has to be empty for you to see through it.
EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de 1 year ago
Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?
“Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!”
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But if someone is wearing the pants, I’d argue they don’t count as empty.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
1 and 2.
Endless Pearls.
Knetsqu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
5 8
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
5 and 8.
Filthmontane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
2 and 8. Start a gravel selling business and write a book on Khitan
Discoslugs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Such a low bar for success. Count me in.
criitz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
3 and 7 have real uses. Get past locked doors, etc.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can also mess with quantum mechanics too, given you know what’s inside the box
Surp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Teleport obviously
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I chose 1 and 3.
1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.
I’d live a good life with them.
brianorca@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But would they though? It would be more like “see Sam over there, yeah he has a great pearl. But not me, I’m sure. Nope, no way.” The clam sure doesn’t want you putting that knife in to get the pearl.
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure to them it’s poop… but yeah maybe they don’t want a knife.
I bet we could find common ground. maybe the seniors are ok with it, for $.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why the hell doesn’t anyone want to communicate with oysters? They probably have a lot to say! Also you could just drop an oyster in a board room or something and learn trade secrets.
brianorca@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They still don’t have ears. You can talk to them, but they can’t hear anyone else.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that’s the obvious first choice. From there it’s tough between 1, 2, and 5…
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
3 and 5. I would wreak so much havoc, it’d be fucking great
ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What would you do with 5?
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Weld toasters to weapons of war and take over the world.
Kaliax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
3 and 7