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• looseanus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  deek.chat

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you pick 7, 1 becomes redundant.

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• Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 7. Teleportation? Hell yeah! And you can see inside containers to teleport inside of

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• okmko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I imagine all of these powers come as the worst possible implementation like a cursed rabbit’s foot.

  Like free gravel for life: you don’t conjure it out of thin air at will, no, it’s magically mailed to you once a day in small quality and you have to remove it from your mailbox or it’ll fill it up.

  Teleport 7 inches: a magic leopardcon appears and lifts you on their shoulders. If there’s a wall in the way, they just keep walking into the wall.

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• Discoslugs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 + 2. Criminally underrated combo.

  Gravel + concrete + oysters = more oysters

  How are y’all not seeing this?

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  • Yokozuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Talking to oysters would honestly be great for some type of ecological studies, they are pretty picky about their habitats.

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    • Surdon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Imagine being able to talk to oysters only to find out that oysters can’t talk back

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But as soon as you stop running you’re paralyzed again. So says the monkeys paw

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, except he’s currently dead so his running speed is zero.

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  • BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you can run physics experiments or a research group as fast as albert einstein or if you can run some calculations or even just your mouth as fast as albert einstein that would be something I wouldn’t shake a stick at.

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• FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3, because it’s actually kind of useful.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 and 7

  I get toast when i want and no one said the empty container has to be near me

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• faceless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  khitan and the oyster ones

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  • brianorca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The gifts of gab.

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    • faceless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no its because I like studying languages and if I can speak khitan scientists could pay me money for research into it

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